Comments on: RON HOWARD SPAWN TO PLAY TWILIGHT VILLAIN

By: Thunderdan

Thunderdan — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:44:38 +0000

i stopped reading at “ron howard spawn.” i’m fuckin’ amped!! piss off michael jai white or prepare for the wrath of being ignored as a child.

By: or a brooch

or a brooch — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:45:38 +0000

True story: I went to college with Bryce and one of the first plays I saw her in, she proceeded to strip naked ten minutes in and then just screamed about stuff for two hours while covering herself with mud.

I would say the carpet matches the drapes, but she’s got tile down there. Or hardwood. Or whatever means she’s bare. You get it.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:02:44 +0000

new up…do people still say that?

By: Did I Do That

Did I Do That — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:47:04 +0000

women better be sure they want to sleep with ron howard, because clint will always make a cameo in the bedroom

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:45:46 +0000

So it’s not garlic that Bella has to watch out for but ginger?

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:45:12 +0000

Hell, I am just glad she didn’t come out lookin’ like Aunt Bea!

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:29:00 +0000

That would be much less horrifying than when Bryce’s Grandmother bursts through the door after one of her conquests with her boobs a flapping and her dentures a flying.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:08:46 +0000

Good to know that Stephenie Meyer kept at least two pieces of vampire lore for her books.

1. Vampires drink blood
2. French vampires are dicks.

By: The Kurgan

The Kurgan — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:06:51 +0000

My only problem with “Lady in the Water” was that if i had found Bryce in my swimming pool and was keeping her in my place and no one knew she was there, i’d have raped her often.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:05:08 +0000

It’s only natural considering the Howard family’s natural aversion to sunlight.