07.29.09 RON HOWARD SPAWN TO PLAY TWILIGHT VILLAIN
Bryce Dallas Howard has signed on to replace Rachelle Lefevre as the villain Victoria in Eclipse, the third Twilight movie. Yes, they’re making a third Twilight movie. They’re probably going to make 12, better just accept it now.
Lefevre played the role in the first pic, “Twilight,” and in the upcoming “New Moon.” The studio attributed the move to scheduling conflicts. The actress was recently cast in the indie drama “Barney’s Version” opposite Dustin Hoffman, which also has an Aug. 17 start date, only several thousand kilometers east, in Quebec. Victoria attempts to kill heroine Bella (Kristen Stewart) as she avenges the death of her mate James. [THR]
Uh huh, scheduling, suuure. Just like when my girlfriend dumped me for a hotter dude – our schedules just didn’t match up! Relationships are so complicated! Anyway, considering Ron Howard is himself the son of an actor and director, it’s not surprising that his daughter Bryce would go into the family business. What is surprising is that a Howard came out not looking like a hideous bridge troll. I think a good idea for a movie would be Bryce Dallas Howard using her hotness to trick guys into doing her, then the next morning Clint Howard bursts through their chest cavity like in Aliens. Terrifying.
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RON HOWARD SPAWN TO PLAY TWILIGHT VILLAIN
It’s only natural considering the Howard family’s natural aversion to sunlight.
My only problem with “Lady in the Water” was that if i had found Bryce in my swimming pool and was keeping her in my place and no one knew she was there, i’d have raped her often.
Good to know that Stephenie Meyer kept at least two pieces of vampire lore for her books.
1. Vampires drink blood
2. French vampires are dicks.
That would be much less horrifying than when Bryce’s Grandmother bursts through the door after one of her conquests with her boobs a flapping and her dentures a flying.
Hell, I am just glad she didn’t come out lookin’ like Aunt Bea!
So it’s not garlic that Bella has to watch out for but ginger?
women better be sure they want to sleep with ron howard, because clint will always make a cameo in the bedroom
new up…do people still say that?
True story: I went to college with Bryce and one of the first plays I saw her in, she proceeded to strip naked ten minutes in and then just screamed about stuff for two hours while covering herself with mud.
I would say the carpet matches the drapes, but she’s got tile down there. Or hardwood. Or whatever means she’s bare. You get it.
i stopped reading at “ron howard spawn.” i’m fuckin’ amped!! piss off michael jai white or prepare for the wrath of being ignored as a child.
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