BRUNO TERRORIST THREATENS TO… SUE?
07.14.09It’s a sad commentary on the state of terrorism when a former member of a group whose mission statement includes suicide bombing calls someone a liar and threatens with a lawsuit.
Ayman Abu Aita, who is labeled in the Brüno movie as a “terrorist group leader,” slammed Sacha Baron Cohen as a “big liar” who “made up stories” when describing to CBS’s David Letterman last week [above, via WarmingGlow] the way he met Aita at an undisclosed location. Aita said he is pursuing legal action.
Apparently Aita is offended at being labeled a “terrorist”, because although he served in the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades from 2000 until 2003, he says he’s reformed after a two-year stint in Israeli prison, and is currently a representative in the Palestinian Authority, in President Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah party.
“I thought I needed security,” Baron Cohen told Letterman. “It was in the West Bank. The guy picks this secret location. … The terrorist comes in with his bodyguard.” Aita, however, says the interview took place at a private section of a popular restaurant called Everest in the town of Beit Jala, which is in a section in the West Bank under Israeli control. [WND via /Film]
Let’s not split hairs here: Cohen called him a terrorist, and clearly, he used to be a terrorist. Does that mean he can’t still be called a terrorist? Try telling Danny Trejo he’s not gangster. He’ll cut your belly open, I’ve seen him do it. As for calling the restaurant a “secret location,” to be fair, Zagat did call it “the West Bank’s best-kept secret.” Though they weren’t huge fans of the Falafel, which they called “decent, but nothing to blow yourself up for.”

He must not have been a very good terrorist if he served in a group that called themselves a brigade of martyrs and lived to tell about it.
A visibly upset Aita protested, “this whole thing’s farkakte!”
Once you’re a jet-pilot-trained-to-fly-into-a-building, you’re a jet-pilot-trained-to-fly-into-a-building all the way.
Baron-Cohen’s next documentary will be about noted bomb-maker Eddie Murphy
he’s a terroir-ist. they like to take dirt naps
Ever feel like all your funny has been sucked out of your bewbs?
sigh
In Israeli prisons, they give you one phone call to your mother every day so she can guilt trip you about what your crimes have done to her and your father.
That’s not where you’re supposed to be keeping your funny, Chelle0.
Since I can put it back here now:
Never go full terrorist!
SO HOW THE FUCK DOES ABBY BABBY AITA EXPLAIN MEETING A FLAMING GHEY FUCKING FREAK ALL INCOGNITO FOR A PRIVATE FUCKING DINNER?!?!?! DID HE FUCKING ORDER A “LARGE SAUSAGE” PIZZA WITH EXTRA FUCKING GHEY?!?!?!
^ that guy is loud.