07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
you what? You were gonna call me a nigger weren’t you?
No I wasn’t!
Yes you were! What were you gonna call me?
Asshole. How’s that? Asshole.
YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY SISTER’S COOCHIE!
It was fuckin’ obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
Hey, if you only have one nut left, is it still your left nut
They’re all dead. They just don’t know it yet.
I was nowhere near Oakland!
Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!
I’m on vacation, MAAAAAN!
Well you glorious fuckers I’m off on vacation for the next ten days. As I sit on the porch of a mountain cabin all shitfaced, ride horses on the beach and watch the sun go down from the veranda of our beachside bungalow all shitfaced, eat fine fire cooked meals all shitfaced, and kid the fuck out of the kids for making one little goddamed peep while all shitfaced, I not think about you. Well, maybe a few of you, but only to laugh at your working slob asses. Kisses!
Diremutt, out!
Spider pig, Spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can’t, he’s a pig.
Looks like you could use the Aunt Jemima treatment.
You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anoos was a homosexual?
Next time, they’ll be shit on my knife instead of my dick.
You should not have done that to my brother, Cruzito, ese! Know what I mean jellybean? You wanna dance? I know a tune, it’s called stick and cut.
Monty, you terrible cunt!
Diremutt, out!
Good day, pusscake.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Come on Rosie, take a hit man! Put a little mota in our love life!
HIT THE DECK, BOY!
He will flip you. For real.
Have you seen my wiener?
Your friend with a cleft asshole?
Say “what” again.
Get off my lawn.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Dan Rosen are dead.
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