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07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?

TAGS: BRUNO, BRUNO QUOTING TASK FORCE, LANDLINE TV, MOVIE QUOTING

SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE PEACOCK (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
WEEKEND PICKS: THE NOT-SO-BIG HOUSE (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)
MUSICAL GUEST: THE KAZOOKAYLELE KID (With Leather)
miley cyrus is the angel of death (WWTDD)

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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

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July 2nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Erswi says:

What do you two animals want to do first?

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

Scored how many points higher on the entrance exam and thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Al says:

BTK - after the Goat’s giagantic fat ass, Bar is over there reportedly nekkid (I have not watched it)…

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm

madman says:

A man’s got to know his limitations

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Al says:

… it’s so “giagantic” it needs an extra A. I should throw in some U’s too. Maybe an Eaux.

*might have come back from lunch drunk*

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Al says:

…but at least I did come back…

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Erswi says:

Only good quote . . . or actor . . . or anything from this POS movie:

Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Vy am I dripping vis goo?

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 pm

JHC says:

When do you think you’ll be done?

Two weeks.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Erswi says:

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Erswi says:

Al, you can never have too many Eauxs.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:27 pm

JHC says:

What’s a taint?

I dunno, but it sounds pretty bad.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:27 pm

madman says:

Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:28 pm

RoboPanda says:

Honey! C’mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an asshole!

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm

RoboPanda says:

The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm

madman says:

RUN FOR YOU LIVES, THERE’S A SHIT CLOUD COMING

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:32 pm

RoboPanda says:

You’re the man now, dawg!

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Life is beautiful. Really, it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you’d be dead.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Tummler sees everything. Some say he’s downright evil. He’s got what it takes to be a legend. He’s got a marvelous persona.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:38 pm

JHC says:

We ain’t partners. We ain’t brothers and we ain’t friends.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

That little girl from Salt Lake City / Two quart legs and two rubber titties / Loves electricity, but she burns off gas / Got a V8 pussy and a Cadillac ass.