07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
So we get these strippers right? BIG fuckin’ tits, and we put em up on the cars..
We reserve the right to refuse service to assholes like you.
I only got one rule. I do not work on January 8th, cuz it’s Elvis’ birthday.
Uh-huuuh, hunh!
They threw me out like sack of MOLDY tangerines!
This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
This town means as much to me as a festering bowl of DOG SNOT!
You want me to drag him outside and kick the shit out of him?
Timelines? TIMELINES? This is not time to be arguing about time! WE DON’T…HAVE…THE TIME!
He got all of that one!
My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
That’s from Sarah Marshall, not LOTR.
*winks at Fek so as not to offend a fellow MW3er*
JHC I heart you.
You can take over a few classes from the older men, but until you start plowing pertinent wives, you really aren’t working.
Al, is that quote from the homemade porn we made when I kept feeding you wine coolers? You were pretty out of it.
You tryin’ to tell me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.
You play ball like a GIRL!
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
J, I was hearting you for the Val Kilmer one, and now that I have “Weird Science” stuck in my head, I can’t even remember the title.
Al, It’s Real Genius
Why are you wearing that thing on your head?
Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a 2×4 with your penis?
Not right now.
A girl’s gotta have standards.
Al, maybe you’d remember if you take a step back. Then take a step forward.
There can be only one
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Doctor.
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