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07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?

TAGS: BRUNO, BRUNO QUOTING TASK FORCE, LANDLINE TV, MOVIE QUOTING

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‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)
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miley cyrus is the angel of death (WWTDD)

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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

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July 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Fek'lhr says:

This town needs an enema! *TWEEEEEEEEET!*

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm

JHC says:

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

Yeah, he must work out.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm

RoboPanda says:

Now wait just a Goddamn minute. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? That’s too fucking high.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Crapbasket says:

Do you know how fast you were going?

Well, no officer. You see, the speedometer is kinda melted to the dashboard there.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm

El Topo says:

Are you a reeeal redhead?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Fek'lhr says:

BONG!!!!!!!!!!

new up

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm

madman says:

How’d you like to make 14 dollars, the hard way?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:49 pm

JHC says:

Gary was just taking a shit.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Crapbasket says:

Do NOT wear the shirt of the band you are going to see. Don’t be that guy.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

YOU IDIOTS! YOU’VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Crapbasket says:

Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Fek'lhr says:

I can’t stop saying it unless you tell me what it is!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Fek'lhr says:

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Fek'lhr says:

Wax on, wax off…

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin’ weed, smokin’ wizz, / Doin’ coke, drinkin’ beers, / Drinkin’ beers, beers, beers, / Rollin’ fattys, smokin’ blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin’ blunts and smokin’.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Crapbasket says:

Don’t just look at it, eat it.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

JHC says:

Robo, I love that movie.

I know where the fuck Miami Beach is, dummy.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Fek'lhr says: