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07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?

TAGS: BRUNO, BRUNO QUOTING TASK FORCE, LANDLINE TV, MOVIE QUOTING

SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE PEACOCK (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
WEEKEND PICKS: THE NOT-SO-BIG HOUSE (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)
MUSICAL GUEST: THE KAZOOKAYLELE KID (With Leather)
miley cyrus is the angel of death (WWTDD)

There are 248 comments about:
BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

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July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Crapbasket says:

Hell, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Fek'lhr says:

I’ll club a baby seal to make a better deal!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Jacktion! says:

Look, are we ever gonna get the BIG table in here, or do I have to go cut down that fucking tree myself?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm

JHC says:

Oh, she at da church. Mallying gleasy Bohonk.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm

madman says:

Let’s burn some dust. Eat my rubber.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Jacktion! says:

I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been *missing* work, Bob.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm

RoboPanda says:

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Put’em in a bodybag, Johnny!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm

JHC says:

Listen, you smell something?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Fek'lhr says:

Stop that rhyming, and I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

“Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!” I’m gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Fek'lhr says:

Why aren’t they trying to kill us?

Maybe they want to capture us…and TORTURE us to death!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm

JHC says:

The bet is $20.

$20.

You have to have carnal knowledge, of a lady this time, on the premises.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Crapbasket says:

Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not “every man for himself”, and the London Underground is not a political movement. I looked them up Otto!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 pm

madman says:

Sometimes, you just gotta say “What the fuck”

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm

JHC says:

You guys see the size of that chicken!?!?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Fek'lhr says:

Stick around!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Fek'lhr says:

Let off some steam, Bennett!