07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
I aint from Africa. YOU from Africa, you African Booty Scratcher.
Would you fuck me?
I’d fuck me.
I’d fuck me sooooooo hard.
Fek, African swallow or European swallow?
It’s a mail plane
How can you tell?
See the two little balls?
BEANERS! Gonna kick you in the face!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Oh, man. How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
Uncle Bully. UNCLE FUCKING BULLY!
Something is afoot at the Circle K
Every sperm is sacred…
You killed the bride’s father!
Sorry, didn’t mean to…
“Didn’t mean to?”, you ran your sword through his head!
Oh…is he alright?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
This ain’t Lucky Lager!!
Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid! HO HO HOOOOO!
Fek creams Himself a little
SHITTER’S FULL!
I bet she gives great helmet.
Where’s your stupid faggot fucking god now eh?
John Ratzenberger in: ‘Cliffbanger’
Fuck you guys, I missed that thread.
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
You know, Mr. Frodo, share the load!
You’ve got red on you
Excuse me holmes?
MAN…FUCK YO MOMMA!
Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never produces positive results.
I…uhh… have to return some video tapes.
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