07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?

TAGS: BRUNO, BRUNO QUOTING TASK FORCE, LANDLINE TV, MOVIE QUOTING

‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
WEEKEND PICKS: THE NOT-SO-BIG HOUSE (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
MUSICAL GUEST: THE KAZOOKAYLELE KID (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)
POWER RANKINGS: MERCY FOX (With Leather)
miley cyrus is the angel of death (WWTDD)

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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP

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July 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Crapbasket says:

Private, why do you have a peace symbol on your chest and Born to Kill written on your helmet.
I think I was trying to say something about the duality of man, sir.
The duality of man? What side are you on son?
Our side, sir!
Well then you had better unfuck yourself and get with the program or I will fuck you up!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm

madman says:

I’ve seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Fek'lhr says:

How many swamp rats can you get in one room?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Crapbasket says:

Can I just spend the rest of this thread quoting Full Metal Jacket?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Fek'lhr says:

DON’T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly.

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:

Cripple the dick!

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm

madman says:

I follow orders or people die

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Crapbasket says:

Quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Move it! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short dicks every cannible in the congo!