07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
If Chino’s still around she should check her FB inbox.
Robert better not get in my face… ’cause I’ll drop that motherfucker!
Yes your honor, it’s true. This man has no dick.
*runs up hillside*
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIIIEEEE!
It’s the cans!
HE HATES THESE CANS!
You skin that smoke wagon and we’ll see what happens!
Listen mister, I’m getting awful tired of your…
*Wyatt slaps him*
Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
Now that’s a shame, when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.
I feel like a banker in this.
Fuckin’ A.
Man, you better get your Shelenkem-Shilom ass up off this box and pass me a motherfuckin’ brew.
You… complete me.
I SMELL PUSSY!
Hand ME the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, and asking him to love her.
*ahem*
WELCOME TA EARFF!
Maybe he should have thought about that before he decorated his porch with my friend.
I ain’t got time to bleed.
*whoops*
Sorry, I should’a put that in the Predators thread. My bad.
We’re on a mission from God.
Somebody’s gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
I love you Honeybunny.
Thash da way thinsh are gone in Shicago!
Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
GET. ME. A KEG. OF BEER.
Git yo mad ass in dis pool wiff me!
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.
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