Comments on: BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205094 spazmodic Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:03:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205094 Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I got going. Yup, those goofy bastards are about the best thing I got going.

]]> By: Al http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205093 Al Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:43:24 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205093 I think my last two comments sum up the Drunkards with great depth and clarity. I think my last two comments sum up the Drunkards with great depth and clarity.

]]> By: Al http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205092 Al Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:40:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205092 Sell crazy someplace else - we're all stocked up here. Sell crazy someplace else – we’re all stocked up here.

]]> By: Al http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205091 Al Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:37:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205091 This is your brain on the box... this is MY brain on the box... Does anyone else feel like a fried egg?? This is your brain on the box… this is MY brain on the box… Does anyone else feel like a fried egg??

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205090 spazmodic Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:02:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205090 Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. Oh, fuck it, I don’t have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin’ silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We’ll just see how you like it. Total silence.

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205089 spazmodic Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:34:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205089 This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205088 spazmodic Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:20:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205088 So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205087 ChinoMoreno Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:19:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205087 Al, 30 lashes of Fek's wet, blue noodle for you. Al, 30 lashes of Fek’s wet, blue noodle for you.

]]> By: Al http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205086 Al Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:16:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205086 OK, you guys got me, I'm shirleyling39 :( OK, you guys got me, I’m shirleyling39 :(

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/bruno-quoting-task-force-gears-up#comment-205085 ChinoMoreno Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:15:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15322#comment-205085 This is for...Matilda. (now I'm gonna tear up) This is for…Matilda.

(now I’m gonna tear up)

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