07.02.09 BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
Landline TV’s videos keep getting better, which is nice, because they save me the trouble of expending all my energy on brilliant industry analysis and photoshopping Paula Abdul on top of Mexicans. Anyway, this is their first video since Megan Fox is CGI, and this one’s about the special Homeland Security task force created to deal with an increase in movie quoting caused by the release of Brüno. Haha, stupid frat boys with their beer bongs and their movie quoting. What a bunch of losers. (*looks around*) (*whispers*) Psst, Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
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BRUNO-QUOTING TASK FORCE GEARS UP
Surely you can’t be serious?
Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
Anybody who thinks otherwise is a dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
Anybody who thinks otherwise is obviously not a golfer.
At least it’s an ethos.
Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
Anybody who thinks otherwise finds strangers in the Alps.
Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
Anybody who thinks otherwise needs to get the fuck out of Malibu.
I’m done, cuz it’s time for some fine canine cuisine, or maybe some cat tacos from the roadside taco truck. Somebody is wanting some burning turkey squirts tomorrow and I’m thinking it’s this guy! [points to Stoney's crotch]
Is it safe to start quoting Beavis & Butthead again?
That’s hot.
I HAVE NO LEGS! I HAVE…NO LEGS!
LUKE, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY!
IT’S NOT A TUMAH!
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then.
Big Lebowski quotes are still cool, right?
What are you, a fuckin’ park ranger, man?
Buzz. Your girlfriend. WOOF!
I don’t want his pork chop…
*grabs apple from Miklo’s tray*
I want his life.
WOLFMAN’S GOT NARDS!!!
Don’t be fatuous, Burnsy.
No more Yankee run drinkee. Donger need food.
HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSS!
What’s your prediction for the fight?
My prediction?
Yes, your prediction.
*looks into camera*
Paaaain!
We’ve got Bush. WE’VE GOT BUSH!
I’m your dingleberry.
The next person who says shenanigans is getting taken out back and pistol whipped.
I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said “I drank what?”
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