07.02.09 SUPERINTENDENT BUZZKILL IS ANGRY AT BRUNO
Brüno recently did a photoshoot for the latest issue of GQ in which goofed around with L.A.’s Birmingham high school football team. Now the school superindendent is angry about it because… uh… it takes the attention away from the fact that most of his students can’t read?
The stunt has incensed Los Angeles Unified School District Supt. Ramon C. Cortines, adding fuel to a debate over whether Birmingham, in Lake Balboa, should be allowed to convert to a charter school. The charter conversion is up for a vote before the school board Wednesday. “This recent GQ thing has not helped matters,” Cortines said today. “We’ve allowed our students to be used, and not in the most glamorous circumstances, either.” [LATimes]
Actually, the students used you. Namely your jerseys. Wait, what’s this about charter school?
[Birmingham HS] has broken away from the nation’s second-largest school district. The move came one day after officials with the Los Angeles Unified School District disciplined two administrators over violating the district’s policy on using the school’s name in the film. The charter proposal ends the district’s authority over school employees, so the disciplinary action will be moot. [Yahoo]
Wow, so a school gets one magazine spread and suddenly it’s too good to hang with the schools it grew up with? Sounds like L.A. alright. Stay tuned for next week, when Birmingham High develops an eating disorder and f*cks David Spade.
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SUPERINTENDENT BUZZKILL IS ANGRY AT BRUNO
Fuck, this could be any football team in Iowa City. Well, if you got rid of the big, burly guys.
Ha that team is gonna have one awkward shower after practice
I can’t help but to see Chodin in Bruno’s face.
FOOTBALL WITH A BIG BLUE PENIS FOOTBALL WITH A BIG BLUE PENIS FOOTBALL WITH A BIG BLUE PENIS FOOTBALL WITH A BIG BLUE PENIS
Fek, you may actually have just turned me on to highschool football.
Al, all He saw in that was:
“Fek, you just turned me on!”
WOW AT FIRST TODAY I THOUGHT I HAD MADE THE COFFEE TOO WEAK, BUT IT TURNS OUT I JUST DIDN’T MAKE IT STRONG ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
“big, burly guys”…”awkward shower after practice”…”in Bruno’s face”…”penis”…”turned me on”…
It smells like answers to the best Mad Lib ever in here.
GQ is officially that magazine that shows up to Thanksgiving dinner with his “friend”, Ramone and swears that he’s not gay while the two of them giggle about women’s fashion and spend a majority of dinner with one hand beneath the table.
I always played football with big blue balls, myself. Something about taking snaps all day, I guess.
Indeed SI MAKING IT ITS CAFÉ D’ DONKEYS IS IT GOODS STRONG AND L’ DARKNESS OR IT will become INSIDE IN YOUR FACE THROWING AND IN L’ LAUGH; AIR
worst. i meant worst Mad Lib ever right, guys?! *high five to no one*
……………….. shit.
no high five but you will get a homoerotic yet somehow straight pat on the butt
I really, really wish Sacha Baron Cohen would choke to death on his fuzzy prosthetic penis.
CHOKE TO DEATH ON A BIG BLUE PENIS CHOKE TO DEATH ON A BIG BLUE PENIS CHOKE TO DEATH ON A BIG BLUE PENIS CHOKE TO DEATH ON A BIG BLUE PENIS
Shit, I can’t believe it took me this long to realize which avatar Fek was on today.
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