Comments on: JAKE GYL BANGS DEAD BROTHER’S WIFE

By: nushxtonly

nushxtonly — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:12:34 +0000

the movie was pretty deep … Maguire was the real star in it. he’ll win a Oscar guaranteed.

By: Beaches

Beaches — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:34:58 +0000

Jake Gyllenhaal is hot! and he is a legit actor, i think. He knows how to play emotionally unstable people, like Donnie Darko and his character in Jarhead. I’m excited for Brothers for sure.

By: davidnowacki

davidnowacki — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:40:36 +0000

Tobey Maguire is to white what that Kumar guy is to the mid-toneys.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:43:13 +0000

“Erything for Richeeee. . . Never anything for Bob!
WHAT ABOUT BOB?”

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:58:18 +0000

I tried a butter and ageless sage sauce on my pasta last night, and now I’ve got the clap.

Thanks, Maggie, great tip!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:43:39 +0000

Don’t bait-and-switch me like that, Maggie. If you’re going to shill for a site with the word “ageless” in it, I expect newborns Goddamnit.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:27:18 +0000

Al, I got your gift right here.

*points at Stone Soup’s crotch*

By: Oski

Oski — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:30:16 +0000

In a misguided attempt at revenge, Tobey tried to fuck Maggie Gyllenhaal.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:59:59 +0000

I almost have to rape her just to have sex.

To her, it’s dirty.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:59:01 +0000

I keep ‘Monster Squad’ on the same shelf as the bible in my house.