HURRR, HOW DOES MY BACK TASTE
07.10.09
The other day I posted the first trailer for Brothers, the Jake Gyllenhaal, Toby Maguiiire, and Naataaalie Portmaan love triangle movie. Now Cinematical has the poster. “There are two sides… to every family.” And then there’s a big split down the middle of the poster. To reflect how their family has been split apart by war, you see. And NPort gives Eskimo kisses to Tobey’s shoulder. It’s like he was away so long she forgot where his cock is. But Jake didn’t. He knows, and it’s tearing him up inside.
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Shouldn’t Jake be at the front of this train?
It’s not tearing him up inside yet, but he wants it to be.
Comic geek’s fantasy, sci-fi geek’s fantasy, Rainbow Coalition supporter’s fantasy.
There are two sides to every family. The side that likes gimmicky metal bands and the side that doesn’t. My family was split apart by GWAR. :(
Umm…unless Padme is using a strap on lightsaber, Spidey’s facing the wrong way. “Oooo…my Spider-prostate is tingling!”
LOL! That’s funny Chino, His family was torn apart by pedophiles, drugs, and lesbian truckstop hookers!
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Will someone hold me?
My family was split apart by an axe. This axe right here.
Not the hatchet. The body spray.
Kinda hard to deface a movie poster that features a beard that prominent.
She’s kissing Tobey’s scars. He didn’t always accept that as his name.
Holy fuck, there’s an ad on the page featuring pepper spray for bears!
Who the fuck is out there raping bears?!
Donk, I’m sure nobody is out there raping bears. I bet the pepper spray is more like a seasoning for people who like to eat bears (out)
I got a salt n’ pepa spray for my bears. That way they know when it’s time to shoop.
*takes toothpick from Tobey Maguire, picks bear hair out of teeth*
New up.
They’re doing the “Eiffel Tower” wrong….unless that’s a “Daisy Chain”.
If so, continue.
I don’t think it’s so much tearing him up inside as he is tearing her up inside. Fact: This is the most incestuous you can get in a three way outside of the great and prideful state of Alabama.
i am physically unable to stop looking at the poster for this film. i feel like my pants are going to take off at any moment like a rocket. my prostate is totally overloaded.
Wait, can I not post pictures to this nightmare? I feel like that goddamned white margin’s askin for a photoshoppin.
This is the most emo Ménage ever.