07.09.09 BRAD PITT HAS A DEAD NAZI PILE

The Original Tagline was “Aldo Raines: He like a de jews!”

“Ah told you, Angie. NO. MORE. BABIES.”

For some reason, I feel like spending the next 3 hours telling you guys why this poster is so great in between lines of coke. Oh that’s right, it’s cuz of my coke problem.

Next, he’s going to climb atop the Sorority Row poster.

What’s taller than a pile of dead Nazis and a pile of dead gooks?

Quentin Tarantino’s pile of coke.

With a mustache like that, I’m not surprised he likes being atop a pile o’ guys.

What’s black, white, and red all over? Tarantino’s coffee table after another nose bleed.

If the poster zoomed out you’d be able to make out Eli Roth Masturbating with a Nazi’s dismembered hand a few feet away.

If that were a pile of dead hookers, there’d be seagulls circling overhead.

So…uhh….Brad. You gonna eat that?

The new Bruno poster is Paula Abdul sitting on a pile of live Mexicans.

Yo’ guys! I jus kelled all dese fahkin’ Na c’s! Ju wanna star sumin?

Jackson’s comeback album cover was supposed to be him sitting on a throne balanced on a bunch of kids.

Brad Pitt takes his games of King of the Hill very fucking seriously.

Full Metal Jacket has a dead Private Pyle.

At first I thought this said Dead Nazi Pie. Top that, Marie Callendar.

The Mighty Feklahr has searched high and low, but can find no comment from Spike Lee condemning this poster for not having African American corpses.

Maybe it’s because Spike Lee is a yella-bellied hypocrite?

“A bastard’s work is never done” is what my Step-Dad would tell me whenever I had finished whatever god-forsaken chore he had me doing.

That’s what I’m going to look like when I find the writers at Variety who keep using words like “actioner”.

Fek, if you’d said “High Yella-bellied”, I would have driven to Iowa City and given you a handjob.

Before anyone decries this poster as glorifying violence, we should consider that maybe Brad Pitt didn’t kill all these Nazis. Maybe they just had Persian girlfriends.

J-Um…thanks?

…

GRRR…HIGH YELLA-BELLIED I HOPE ITS NOT TOO LATE!!!

“Say shalom to my leetle friend!”

This poster actually gives me a great idea. Anyone know where I can get QT’s phone number and a bunch of surplus SS armbands?

That poster should read “A Basterd’s werk iz nevar dun”