Not too many directors could get away with making a movie in which the most famous actor is Richard Kind. But when you’ve made No Country for Old Men and Burn After Reading in back to back years, you earn yourself a little leeway. Anyway, this one’s called A Serious Man, the Coen Brothers’ latest.
Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg), a physics professor at a quiet Midwestern university, has just been informed by his wife Judith (Sari Lennick) that she is leaving him. She has fallen in love with one of his more pompous colleagues, Sy Ableman (Fred Melamed). Larry’s unemployable brother Arthur (Richard Kind) is sleeping on the couch, his son Danny (Aaron Wolf) is a discipline problem and a shirker at Hebrew school, and his daughter Sarah (Jessica McManus) is filching money from his wallet to save up for a nose job. An anonymous hostile letter-writer is trying to sabotage Larry’s chances for tenure at the university. Also, a graduate student seems to be trying to bribe him for a passing grade while at the same time threatening to sue him for defamation. Plus, the beautiful woman next door torments him by sunbathing nude. Struggling for equilibrium, Larry seeks advice from three different rabbis. [Apple]
It opens in limited release October 2nd, which I don’t understand at all. How is it the guys with the loyal fanbase who made a best picture two years ago get a limited release, when a smelly hobo tampon like I Love You Beth Cooper gets a wide one? Is it really that hard to sell a movie from the guys who did No Country for Old Men? I know there’s this assumption that there’s no audience for real movies in the center of the country, but if you never give people a choice between steak and easy cheez, eventually they’re just going to get used to the easy cheez. At which point you better enjoy making eazy cheez. Dang, all this Coen Brothers talk has got me craving a steak covered in eazy cheez.




This movie looks like the BAUM!
It looks like a Feely Cheez Steak.
The Mighty Feklhar prefers the scene where his ex-wife makes him take care of her Pomeranian, and he takes it BOWLING!
MARK IT ZERO!
I don’t try to follow plot summaries for Coen Brothers movies anymore. I find it’s better to just go along and find out where that gets you.
Huh?
A spin off using Larry’s teacher, who is also named Larry? Brilliant.
So this is what happens to Larry when he fucks a stranger in the ass?
What I like about the Coen brothers is that they know we midwesterners aren’t all backwoods retards (except for Missourians).
Lebowski quotes/references might be the easy way out in a Coen Brothers thread, but it fucking rules, so fuck you.
After visiting three rabbis, Larry finds a stranger in the Alps.
For some strange reason, Tara Reid was not considered to play the nude sunbather.
only limited release???
And they wonder why everyone’s starting to HATE Hollywood.
No Country was a masterpiece. Burn After Reading was awful. So I’m hoping this will be good again.
Burn After Reading was awesome. I hate you.
Vince, Burn After Reading was garbage, you just like it for Clooney’s fuck machine. Also, my rug was stolen.
Fuck off, I laughed every time Brad Pitt was on screen. And the fuck machine was also fantastic. You pussies just cry because you think people can’t get killed with an axe in a comedy. I say all comedies should have people getting killed with an axe.
skimming the article, like the speedreading book-on-tapes taught me, i picked up the key words “sarah” and “jessica” in terrifying proximity, followed by “nose job.” coincidence or conspiracy?