Apparently the Cusack siblings have another sister named Anne. And she’s, uh, doin’ great. …I’m so disappointed the guy running from the birds isn’t suppressing a cough.
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Anne: No John its a really good script. Its like The Birds meets Armageddon.
John: Anne, sweety. The premise is not only completely unbelievable but way too over the top. No one wants to see some slapped together apocalyptic fantasy movie. Thats so 90s.
Dean Devlin(In the background): We need you on set John.
John: Oh, hey Anne I got to go. Call you later.
Yeah, I remember when the bird flu first hit. CNN had all those warnings about flocks of birds chasing down businessmen and infecting them.
Ann Cusack is to Cusacks as Billy Baldwin is to Baldwins. AMAZING.
We’d already have this movie if Hitchcock had ever suffered severe head trauma.
Not to take away any gusto from Ann Cusack, but Stacy Keach is in this movie. He’s like the poor man’s Rip Torn.
You’re really pushing for that Wings movie aint’cha boy?
It’s where my heart is. And my penis.
The poster screams to me: “If NXNW took a dump on SXSW.”
I was going to make a more high-brow version of this that centered on two very strong personalities going head-to-head and call it “One Flu Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest”, but that’s really just a very stupid idea.
So the zombie of ornithologist George Clooney is the only one that can stop the outbreak?
Wings. Movie.
I. Am. There.
Is this what Em Knight Shamalamadingdong has had to resort to doing to stay in the film industry?
I’m okay with that. Besides, I’m sure we just don’t “get” this film, too.
The description “Det Begynote Med En Mand” on the cover loosely translates to “Don’t Worry, Someone Will Buy This”.
The description “Det Begynote Med En Mand” on the cover loosely translates to “Yeah, we know. We thought Stacy Keach was dead too.”
Ann Cusack was John’s stillborn twin. But the Cusack lifeforce is strong, and after inhabiting Joely Richardson’s body, Ann had a decent run on Nip/Tuck before branching off to “less demanding” roles. Joan was not amused.
The description “Det Begynote Med En Mand” on the cover loosely translates to “Give us a break. We only got like 7 channels in Romania.”
This Bird Flu movie doesn’t just suck. It Swallows.