07.23.09 BEWARE THE BIRDPOCALYPSE!!!!

Everybody’s heard the wordemic.

I dig the divebombing sound effects.

Fuck. Yeah. Is it wrong that I’m more pumped for Birdmageddon than I am for G.I. Joe?

I call it a burdemic when the AC in the front office is set to low and all the hags in the cube farm start bitching.

All you really have to do to make a bird explode is swing the bat on time. It also helps if you take it out of the cage first.

+o -that whole comment

I dealt with a turdemic this morning.

Alfred Hitchcock is not amused. Nguyen’s joined Vince Vaughn on his ‘People to fuck with in hell’ list.

More like Crapocalypse, eh?

I said, EH?

Looks like Lou Diamond Philips is going to be getting that 2002 Ford Focus he’s had his eye on.

“Birdemic – Shock and Terror”

Was this badly translated from some obscure language?

penelope cruz calls it a furdemic every time she shaves her upper lip

So this movie is basically trying to capitalize on people’s natural fear of dying from viral outbreaks huh? I have to cry fowl. Documentaries like this make me want to gaggle.

Finally, a Chesley Sulllenberger biopic

This has Birdtastrophe written all over Blockbuster’s In Stock Guarantee.

Talk about winging it…

Those graphics are flocking amazing.

If birds couldn’t fly they’d all just be retarded kids with beaks. I’m nice enough to tell those kids that they’re actually birds and can all fly.

This made me miss Beeks.

Empty PFC roster :(

It looks like a Sega CD game.

I expect once critics get a hold of this, it’ll be universally pandemic.

Tippi Hedren was adorable in “The Birds”.

Does that make the cover an epidemic?

Don’t stare at it too long or you’ll get a migrate headache. *points gun to head*

How the hell is da Staph gonna get all dem birds in his sazz wagon?

Mr. President. I can stop this birdemic, but I’m going to need $150 million to make the world’s biggest and cleanest plane of glass.

I thought “birdemic” was when a mother who’s trying to lose weight gorges herself then throws the food back up into her baby’s mouth?

Spoiler Alert: James Nguyen got his brother Ted to play the hero. One compound bow and 3 quivers later, the whole town was cleaned up. Run time of about 27 minutes.

Nguyen in Rome…

No Donk. That is not how you pronounce it in my head.

That Google Maps guy should have his camera taken away.

If you turn your volume all the way up it does make you drop a dime size when the screeching starts, so you gotta hand it to him, preferably with your poo covered hand.

This would be much scarier for tha Fek if it was a KirkSpockalypse. I’d buy that movie too.

I got shithoused with my neighbors last night, caused a real slurdemic.

And I raaaaaaaan
I ran so far awaaaaaay

*slides bandolier over shoulder, pulls back charging handle on M16, pumps round into chamber on shotgun one-handed*

It’s time. To. Kick. Some. Cloaca.

This was filmed inside the vagina of the scary bird lady from the park in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Astonishingly enough, there’s a sequel dropping-

http://www.movieheadpictures.com/

Luckily, everyone is saved when the socially awkward town delinquent ties explosives to the cat population.

Get ready for the bird-wrath bloodbath.

I prefered the bird movie where all the popular girl birds die suspiciously but everyone thinks its suicide, what was it again? Oh ya, Feathers.

Birdemic: The day you’ll regret not buying the white car.

Birdemic: Droppings Nov. 2009 at a store near you.

“Bird ‘em Mick!” Is what I yell at my bro Arlen McNulty when I want him to lean out the passenger window and fly the birds and those greasy guido qweeahs standin on da corner.

Ninjup!

The Bay was never a child…

who do you think triggered the remote detonator for the Big Bang? not Lorenzo..