07.10.09 BEST 2-SECOND PERFORMANCE EVER: THE GIF
So yesterday, I brought you the trailer for MVP: Most Vertical Primate, as part of my ongoing Forgotten Classics coverage. Specifically, I identified the performance of airpunching guy, aka The Last Airpuncher, who, between the 4 and 6 second marks of the trailer, managed to steal the entire movie. And even though I was too lazy to make a .gif animation myself, a kind soul named Ted was nice enough to do it for me. And… it’s glorious. He. Just. Keeps. Punching. The Air. Look at him. He’s amazing. He must be a method actor. He was probably doing that all week, suffering for his art in the way of dizziness and rotator cuff injuries. Can anyone identify this fine thespian? He must be singled out, and awarded the FilmDrunk metal of honor. That’s right, I spelled it metal, and it wasn’t an accident. Unlike your sister. (*pushes a monkey in the goal, punches air*)
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BEST 2-SECOND PERFORMANCE EVER: THE GIF
I’d like to see a face-off between this kid and Rush Limbaugh.
As I pointed out under the first MVP posting, the puncher is a CANADIAN STAND-UP COMIC NAMED AUBREY TENNANT. HIS WEBSITE IS AUBREYTENNANT.COM (http://www.aubreytennant.com/). He is extremely talented, was a big part of the alternative comedy scene in Vancouver before moving back east.
On an unrelated note, to induce vomiting, set that GIF file as your desktop background.
I sat through 94 minutes of Most Valuable Primate and that part wasn’t even FUCKING IN THERE! GOT DAMMIT! I could’ve spent that time talking my girlfriend into anal…
Where do I collect my award?
FIGHTS TWO DEMONS!
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