Comments on: ASTEROIDS. ASTEROIDS IS AN EFFING MOVIE NOW.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:42:13 +0000

WILL SOMEONE DIG UP MY ATARI TRILOGY POSTS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?OMGHI2U111.111.1.1..1.

I guaran-fucking-tee that what what I wrote will most definitely be the plot synopsis.

And hi. Miss me? fuckers.

JessicaD — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:09:37 +0000

Gary Busey = Excitebike The Movie. He’d do his own stunts.

themysteriousbeardsley — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:04:27 +0000

Peter Stormare is my dad. Feel free to cast him as Asteroid Number 8 so i can eat tonight please. (sad face).

First Class Male — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:36:37 +0000

@ Pauly: Hands down, genius.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:25:26 +0000

It all make sense to me now. David Carradine was just prepping for his role in the movie adaptation of the game “Hangman”…

First Class Male — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:18:40 +0000

I hope they make a Road Rash movie. Or at least an ointment. WAKKA WAKKA

Fek'lhr — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:08:15 +0000

SHITTER’S F…oh, man…guy’cha!

affleckwasthebomb — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:02:15 +0000

Personally I can only see Dennis quaid in the lead role.

Erswi — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:54:57 +0000

Parker Lewis was 19 fuckin years ago?

I fuckin quit.

swanq — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:53:58 +0000

Video game adaptation… so…. Uwe Boll…? *ducks*