07.31.09 APATOW, ROGEN VS. HEIGL, ROUND 2
Christ, I should be working at the Enquirer with these headlines. Anyway, we all remember when Katherine Heigl whined because Knocked Up was sexist, right? Good. Well Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow recently went on Howard Stern, who naturally asked them about her. They responded by saying the obvious things, but it was still cool because Katherine Heigl is a bitch.
Rogen says he doesn’t see how Heigl’s new comedy, The Ugly Truth, makes women look even better. “That [movie] looks like it really puts women on a pedestal in a beautiful way,” he quipped.
Added Apatow, “I hear there’s a scene where she’s wearing … Underwear …with a vibrator in it, so I’d have to see if that was uplifting for women.”
Even more baffling, said Apatow, “We never had a ‘fight’” with Heigl while filming. “Seth always says, it doesn’t make any sense - she improvised half her s***,” Apatow said. [USWeekly]
And then Rogen was all, “Yeah dude, it’s like she doesn’t even have a BRAIN!” and I looked over and he was totally holding his nuts so it looked like a brain. So hilarious, bro, you should’ve been there.
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APATOW, ROGEN VS. HEIGL, ROUND 2
Ah Heigl, ragging on the one good thing on your resume. She a genius.
PS judging from that, photo she hates the Jews.
“she improvised half her shit”
I’ve tried improvising my shit, but it always comes out very scripted.
Michael J Fox got into her panties??
Apatow was just cranky because his new nickname is Seth Rogaine.
Katherine Heigl is a national treasure*.
*of the island nation of Cunt.
The Heiglian Dialectic is finally resolved when she shits on your chest.
The day of the week on those panties is Moanday.
Katherine Heigl has no heart nor clit.
Choosing sides between Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl is like choosing between eating ice cream and placenta.
Everybody is always talking about what a cunt Katherine Heigl is …..
I haven’t read The Heiglian Dialectic, but I loved The Scarlatti Inheritance. After a while though, they all start to sound like the Bourne series.
Heigel’s orgasm scene certainly didn’t do any uplifting on my part, if ya know watta mean.
[typo] Hei Gel is the new hair styler that is sweeping Japan. [/typo]
Something about Katherine Heigel reminds me of Gozer the Gozerian. I just can’t place it. Wait. I remember what it is now. One is a prehistoric bitch the other is a historic one.
As long as she didn’t talk or try to push her values on me, I would still tear that pussy up. Her tits a fucking awesome.
A quick reminder of how hot she can actually be when she isn’t being a complete retard.
http://nicolasramospintado.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/1katherine-heigl-anatomia-de-grey.jpg
How come she didn’t go to college?
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