When the publicity shot of Anne Hathaway as the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland hit the web a few days ago, I thought it looked like someone was having a a fun with those old anal sex rumors again. So I made a few versions of my own and challenged you to do the same. Here are the results.
Ones I made:
Submissions:
[via Matt from WarmingGlow. It's the hedgehog cast that gets me.]
[Matt again]
[via Andyboy]
[via JimmyThorn. Is that... a Carrot-topped Gallaghildo?]
[via Dan]
[via KidTested. Sort of unrelated, but solid nonetheless. Speaking of which...]
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Look, I’d love to bugger Anne up the cornhole as much as the nest guy but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE LAST PIC?
Not the black dude in the Indian headdress, we’re cool. What’s that other thing?
I vote Andyboy’s.
That’s how this works, right?
After long deliberation I have decided on my first tatoo. A Busey pegasus rainbow wraparound on my dooonnnng.
Are you calling yourself a pinhead, or just a hellraiser in general?
Anne sure likes to store a lot of junk in her trunk.
Hathaway hides away her favorite toys for anal play.
I get the impression that Anne Hathaway’s ass works a lot like Mary Poppins’ bag.
With all the places to stick a penis, why in the turd sluice? I don’t get it. You know what’s next door, right? When you go to Disneyland you don’t tour the waste treatment facility do you? What in the hell is going on with the happiest hole on earth that you would decide, “Naw, I’m gonna stick it in the other one filled with shit instead.”
Hmmm, about the same reaction I got when that bit was in my stand-up routine.
Crappy, toight!!! Like a toiger!
Lance won’t post the one I sent him. I just took a picture of me doing my wife in the butt. But I did write Anne Hathaway on her back using msPaint. Which is why he said it was disqualified. Nitpicking blogger prick.
Jesus man, that was poetic.
*slides crappy a piss boot*
@Crapbasket–based on your name, Ida thought you were a fan of the backdoor. One argument in favor is that you can’t get a chick pregnant that way. Unless you’re really, really good. *high fives imaginary friend* Ladies, please–one at a time.
Anne H wouldn’t let me do anal because of The Princess Diarrhea.
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Lince, how the fuck did I miss the announcement of a “Anal Sex Themed Anne Hathaway from Alice in Wonderland Photoshop Contest”???
Holy fucking shit, dude. You have no idea. The people in my office will be lucky to leave her with their spines intact.
“Oh baby you, got what I need!”
After an explanation to a co-worker using a report on my computer, I realize I left the Filmdrunk tab active, resulting in the taskbar reading “Anne Hathaway Anal…”
Yep.
Carrot-topped Gallaghildo is the winner. Prop comics would have the know-how to make such a thing.
Just like me, always bringing up the rear.
That came out wrong…or did it?
It did.
Photoshop FTW! Great pics.