ANOTHER ANNE HATHAWAY ANAL SEX JOKE
07.15.09
As if it wasn’t bad enough that everybody reported that made-up quote about Anne Hathaway loving anal sex last year, the latest publicity still from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland depicts her (as the White Queen) gazing longlingly at a gerbil. Or maybe it’s a dormouse. What am I, a zoologist? All I know is that when someone eyes something small and furry like that, it’s probably because they want to put it in their butt. Oh, and, uh, I made these for fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to Algebra.
[more pictures of Alice in Wonderland people holding animals over at Empire]
UPDATE: Announcing: the first Annual Anne Hathaway Anal Sex Photoshop Contest – Send your (rear) entries to LANCE@FILMDRUNK.COM
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Knock me over with a feather, Tim Burton put a super pale chick with nice hoots in his movie. Dude is more predictable than my dong–get out of my hand, you!
I haven’t wanted to bang a White Queen this much since i was in the Fern Creek chapter of the KKK.
All I know is that when someone eyes something small and furry like that, it’s probably because they want to put it in their butt.
My penis completely agrees and wishes to add “It really is getting out of hand, isn’t it?”
Kurg-you missed free cookies and the poetry jam last Tuesday!
Fek-you didn’t show up to minicon at Worlds of Fun on Saturday! WTF??
I’d tell Anne to stop using the Anal Lube, but she’s always such as ass about it.
I hate to be the one to break this to you, Vance, but um… that “giant” sex toy? It’s not what I would classify as “giant”. Just sayin’.
Al, I knew you would say that, that’s half the reason I labeled it so. And actually, it was pretty big, I just had to scale it down so it’d fit in the picture. I mean, assuming something as big as my forearm is big. I think there’s an unattended fire hydrant down the street, if you’re interested.
The White Queen likes it in the brown eye.
I thought I was the only one that enjoyed an oil-duck fuck!
Nevermind, some Puerto Rican kids are playing in it now.
That would be a back dormouse, for you folks counting at home.
I’d take a blue pill and see how deep her rabbit hole goes.
looks like anne hathaway got a bit of a tan to play this part
This is exactly how Lou Pearlman looks at his Mouseketeers too.
For the record, I assume all Italians are hung like a moose.
It’s hung like a horse, Al. You silly Canadians and your obsession with moose!
I would say the same thing about black guys, but…..yeah.
See Al, this is why you shouldn’t assume.
Moose > horse
I don’t mean to correct you Chino, but the plural of “moose” is “meeses”.
I thought everyone knew that.
I thought “anal beads” was a polite term for dingle berries. Huh, sumptin’ new everyday.
I call them banal beads. For me, they’ve been played out since Cub Scouts.
Photoshop a Mack truck running down a pimped out Civic and I’ll jack it to that pic all damn day.
I thought you’d spell it meauxes.
Well, Al is Italian, and she’s hung like a horse.
Wait, Al is a dude?! :O
An Italian Living in Canadia? I think Pixar did that one already.
Pixar didn’t, Arturo Gatti’s wife did X-{
Pix’up
Being a bit out of touch with the times, I’d just like to say that you’ve hurt my in my soul by informing me that the whole “Anne Hathaway loves anal sex” thing was a fake. I weep now…
if someone shits in your face in a sexual way is it called anal sex?
Hoax or not, the fact that Anne Hatahway and anal sex are in the same conversation is the greatest thing ever to happen.