07.03.09 50 CENT AND SEXMAN SQUASH THEIR BEEF
Phew, I had to post this quick before 20 more people emailed it to me. Anyway, apparently 50 Cent caught the video of Sexman (FilmDrunk’s official movie reviewer) calling him a media whore from a few months back, and instead of shooting him a bunch of times like he normally would, he flew him out to New York to make this internet video. It’s… about as awkward as you might imagine. I’m happy for Sexman getting to meet the famous people he talks about on the Internet. That never happens to me. The closest brush with fame I’ve had since I started this site was the time they shot an episode of Law and Order in my aparment. That’s right, my apartment played PEDOPHILE’S APARTMENT on Law and Order, and I swear to God that’s true and not just me trying to make a cute joke, though now I sort of wish it was.
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50 CENT AND SEXMAN SQUASH THEIR BEEF
The closest I’ve ever been to fame was when Michael Jackson stopped by my house to use the bathroom. Swear to God.
my apartment played PEDOPHILE’S APARTMENT on Law and Order
Well there’s a casting that’s ripped from the headlines.
The closest I’ve even been to fame was when I let Kathy Griffin use my face as a douching accessory. Swear to God.
50 Cent did empty a clip at Sexman, whose braces deflected all 14 rounds. Realizing he was invincible, 50 quickly decided to make a video with him to ease the hard feelings.
How did they fit all the cameras, lighting equipment and actors into a 14′ X 22′ ex-janitor’s closet?
They actually look a lot alike. I think it’s the lips.
Sexman usually squashes his beef into the underside of his desk during the National Geographic videos they play in earth science.
The closest I’ve ever been to fame was at a local coffee shop here in Lincoln. Tom Osborne was in a picture on the wall and I was standing right next to it!
Who are those two, and why did I watch their shit?
This planet sucks.
Kurtzman and Orci’s definition of “squashing beef” is a little different.
OK Zero, Michael Jackson didn’t come over your house… to use the bathroom… (waiting for you to finish the line)
50’s such a wanuck.
It’s a coin flip on which of those two has had more metal in their bodies.
Sexman loves bitches and hosers.
Vince’s apartment was perfect for the pedophile’s apartment in Law & Order because he already had all the Highlights magazines and kitty-cat posters laying about anyway.
It’s funny you mention your apartment, Vince. What episode was it?
I only ask because my Mom is missing one of her control top hoses and she was wondering if maybe she’d left it at your place. I thought maybe I could watch that episode to see if perhaps they’re still lying around there somewhere.
Don’t forget the Handi-Snacks, Donk.
All I have to do is criticize this guy for a free trip to New York?
Hey Two-Bit! You suck!
But seriously… who the hell is he and what does he do?
How many of you dick-tuckers are at work today?
I know Al is. At least that’s where she said she was going when she left this morning in such a goddamn hurry.
Al’s still at home, holy shit what time do you think I start?
PS – I think I left the kettle on, check the stove.
Not at work yet, J, but on my way.
Al, technically he’s Four-Bit.
Four-bit meets Over-bite. Very nice
Good news guys – the Journal of Sexual Medicine (I know – who knew?) just announced the “best sex” happens between 7 and 13 minutes.
Swear to god.
I assume the Journal of Sexual Medicine thinks that women consider “cuddle time” as actual sex then, Al? Cuz I can cuddle the shit out of women. Ask my wife.
New up!
Somewhere, a dentist watched this video and gave up all hope.
It takes more than 50 cent to stop Sexman from voicing his opinion. I think about a jug of quarters might do the trick, though, coin by coin through the gap.
Worst part is…. he just TOTALLY got this kid laid. Sexman lost his virginity everyone.
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