06.23.09 WHO WANTS AN EASY PAYCHECK?
To answer the question in the headline: Cher, Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler, Jon Favreau, and Sylvester Stallone. They’ll all be doing voices for The Zookeeper, starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson (I used her for the accompanying photo, because as I think you’ll agree, her boobs are huge). The film revolves around zoo animals teaching Kevin James how to not be such a fat loser, a script which, no joke, sold for three million dollars.
Sandler, whose Happy Madison shingle is also a producer on the pic, will voice a capuchin monkey. Cher’s voicing a giraffe, Favreau a bear, Stallone a lion and Apatow an elephant. Jim Breuer, Faizon Love and Bas Rutten round out the voice cast.
Pic centers on zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their methods of dating and mating to help him win back the woman of his dreams. [Variety]
I will bet you $1000 right now that at some point, the Sandler monkey’s love advice will involve throwing feces. No way they’re passing up that joke. The funny thing is, The Zookeeper is a dumber idea for a movie than any of the fake movies in Funny People.
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There are 17 comments about:
WHO WANTS AN EASY PAYCHECK?
Vince I’m sure you wrote a very funny article up there but the only thing that I can think of when I see that picture is…motorboat.
I’ll see your $1,000 and raise you $10,000 that they put the giraffe in a trench coat, hat and sunglasses and call her “Deep Throat”.
The swans are the only animals there you can trust aren’t pedophiles.
I want to “Blart” all over those Rosarios.
In the sequel, he’s dumped and fired. He ends up working at Seaworld where the dolphins tell him to fuck a sheep instead.
Dr. Don’tlittle
Fat losers need love too, even if it’s from zoo animals. What, that’s not what this movie is about? I was too distracted by Rosario’s feather to read it all.
At first look, that feather makes it look like Rosario has a Klingon breast bone.
Cher is voicing a giraffe, thus continuing to look down upon everyone.
All this talk about feathers made me go back and look again. Damn, there is a feather!
Rosario Dawson will be voicing the character of named Joan Camel.
I hope this is set in the……Brooklyn Zoo!
Shame on You, when you step through to, the Ol’ Dirty Bastard.
Big…cookie…woman…
[SmokeEm slow claps Pauly's Ol Dirty Bastard reference]
Vince, I’m hung over as shit….You can’t be throwing these boner inspiring banner pics up. My pants can’t figure out if they need to crap themselves or throw a parade.
Crap on a parade. Or at a parade. It always works down here in tha 504.
Do Cavemen count as animals? Because I’ll definitely steal their mating habits the next time I see (read: stalk) Rosario Dawson.
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