06.12.09 ZO-OOMBAY, ZO-OOMBAY, ZO-OOMBAY EH EH OH
I wish Hollywood could combine all these zombie projects into one film, it’d make not giving a sh-t about them so much easier. Anyway, the first pictures are up from Zombieland, a zombie buddy-comedy starring Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg. How’s this different from Shaun of the Dead or Jay and Seth vs. the Apocalypse you ask? Um… Woody Harrelson?
Elsewhere, Watchmen screenwriter David Hayter has signed on to write Deadworld based on (of course) a comic book.
“Deadworld” veers from the popular zombie mythology of depicting an apocalypse in which humans are overrun by flesh-eating corpses. “Deadworld” picks up four months after that event, where the Dead overtake the Earth, with humans few and far between. Protag is King Zombie, a Harley-riding corpse who holds a grudge against the survivors who made him an outcast. [Variety]
Oh, Hollywood. Take an old concept, add a motorcycle or some sunglasses and ta da, it’s new again. Oh jeez, he wears a leather jacket? The kids are gonna go nuts for this.
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ZO-OOMBAY, ZO-OOMBAY, ZO-OOMBAY EH EH OH
Crap, I first read that as “Deadwood based on a comic book”, thanks for the jump-start this morning.
Here’s a free tip: Stay away from the funnel cakes at Zombieland. They taste very…French.
The film adaptation of “Deadworld” will be called Easy Shambler.
“Protag” seems about the limit of zombie vocal patterns. Can we just name the head zombie that?
It saddens me not to see good ole George Washington in on this post.
David Hayter can’t go anywhere near Compton.
How come the bad guy always is on a chopper. How comes its never a rice rocket or a vespa? I’d think in a world without new petroleum MPG would be a concern.
ageBear, I think you mean Geroge Washingto
I don’t think Woody Harrelson has brains for Zombies to eat…
Protag’s gang is the Hell’s Braingels.
Al i also thought it said they were making a Deadwood zombie movie. And got really excited about an undead Wild Bill Hickock.
Banner Pic: Zombie mall walker continues what he loves.
What do vegan Zombies eat?
Cauliflower?
@ Pauly
He certainly doesn’t have any hair under there. Who does he think he is? Covering baldness with a giant hat is Brett Michaels’ trick.
Woody needs to bring up his right elbow a little bit, pick his hands up so he doesn’t bend his backside and stay on top of the ball. Remember to transfer energy from the legs to his supper body so to get maximum power on his swing. Roll the wrists over, heel to the sky and follow through.
I like to play a nice game of Probetag with the neighborhood kids.
Woody’s smile looks as if he shouldn’t have teeth at all.
Way to leave the donut on the bat, jackass.
Washington, Washington. 6 foot 20, weighs a fucking ton.
Motorcycle zombies wear shirts that say “If you can read this, the bitch disintegrated”.
Burnsy, I don’t think that fat dude is a Zombie. I think he just wants that donut.
I’m pretty sure that zombie is John Kruk.
Woody should aim lower if he wants to hit the breaking ball.
“ZO-OOMBAY” is what Michael was screaming as he was asked to leave the Mazda dealership.
Protag seems have a lot in common with his main rival, Antag, but they just always seem to find themselves taking sides against one another.
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