06.24.09 ZAC SEXFRON TO SEXILY SEX UP A SEXCAPADE
Grease up your gearshift, sailor, because Zac Efron’s gonna be in another movie. But not just any movie. A sexy movie.
Zac Efron has signed to star in an untitled thriller for Mandate Pictures, which is being written by Leslie Dixon.
The plot is being kept under wraps but it is described as “a sexy thriller.” The deal continues the evolution of Efron from the teen heartthrob of the “High School Musical” franchise to a more mature leading man, and also sees him stepping into producing shoes.
The producer shoes are five sizes too big - he likes to make a mustache out of charcoal and then waddle around in them like Charlie Chaplin, it’s the cutest! Anyway, I’m not saying I’d rape Zac Efron in prison, but I’d sure as hell watch.
[via THR]
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ZAC SEXFRON TO SEXILY SEX UP A SEXCAPADE
Bah, if evolution is any indicator Zac Efron will transmorph into the lower half of that Daniel Craig ice cream bar.
Sexy Thriller? Hmm.
A Thin Line Between Gay and Straight
Zac Efron’s producing shoes have a 6-inch stiletto on them.
Dial ‘M’ For ‘Mudder’
Bassssic Insssssstinct?
Double Damendinme?
Sexy Thriller? Hmm.
Quantum of Soar Ass
This kid needs a flat-top and a broken nose, FAST. It may not be too late to save him! LET’S EMASCULATE THE GAY OUT OF THIS LITTLE FUCKER!
Sexy thriller? Dude would cry like Glenn Beck if he chipped a nail.
Single White She-Male
The Hand That Cradles the Rocks
That’s an awfully nervous-looking smile. I think he’s afraid of being eaten.
Strangers in a Train
You know what isn’t a sexy thrill? Having to help that fat chick zip up her dress. You better hope you’re not swallowed by the back-fat before you’re finished.
Jazz Hand That Rocks the Cradle
@Stinky–why do we both remember that movie?
He’s Just Not That Into Girls
Dicky, Christian, Barcelona
The Man Who Blew Too Much
wellDem: three words: Rebecca De Mornay.
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Some Like it Hot Beef Injection
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
(stolen)
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