06.25.09 WOMEN BE SHOPPIN’ FOR BRAS
It seems the way to write a Hollywood rom-com these days is to collect your most insanely obvious and intuitive relationship observations and fashion a crude narrative out of them. Like, “If you meet a guy and he seems uninterested at first but then says, ‘call me in six beers,’ and later you have sex with him but he never calls and then when you confront him about it he says he was weirded out by your oversized labia …he’s just not that into you.” Such brilliant insight into the human condition abounds in this red-band clip from The Ugly Truth.
- “Men are very visual.”
- “Wear a bra that makes your boobs look good.”
- “Wear a skirt short enough to see some thigh, but not so short we see vag.”
- “Don’t whine about your problems.”
- “Long hair is good.”
And all the while, Katherine Heigl has to pretend like this is all coming from a mutant with superhuman powers of perception who has shapeshifted into the form of her father in order to make her feel more comfortable. I can’t wait until the next scene, when Gerard Butler and his mangled accent explain the trouble with dingleberries.
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WOMEN BE SHOPPIN’ FOR BRAS
Hey, cool it with the Heigl for a while, ok Lince? I am fresh out of tied-up Girl Scouts in my trunk to take my frustrations out on, and I don’t want to settle cosmetology students.
So…does Butler kill ANYONE in this movie, or what?
…because I would rather unsettle cosmetology students?
Fuck it, simply put, The Mighty Feklahr would only watch a movie with Heigl in it, and that would be only if it was a remake of “Behind the Green Door”, and at that only if she was starring opposite of Pee-Wee Herman.
There is nothing about that woman’s face a piledriver couldn’t fix.
I’m hoping to check back to this page in a few hours and discover over 200 comments, and have all of them be from Fek’lhr.
Don’t think it hasn’t happened before, owofdoo.
Oh Shit! Vicki Lewis! I always want to fuck her when I watch NewsRadio.
Also, if the movie ends with Gerard Butler and Heigl “falling in love” and having sex, followed by Butler cunt-punching her and telling her that it was all a ploy, I’d forgive him for every shitty movie he did since 300 (although this one will likely continue that trend).
I don’t know, this movie looks pretty funny.
This looks like a great date movie. I’d take my dick to see it tonight if it hadn’t developed a huge bruise about 30 minutes ago.
nothing better than an oversized labia in my opinion. Keeps me warm on cold nights.
Addendum to my above post: Actually, if the entire movie, for reals, was actually a ploy to punch Heigl’s Cunt (final boss in Contra V?), I would immediately swear devotion to Butler for all eternity. Though I guess he isn’t even close to that cool.
They should have just gone ahead and called it Hitch 2: Bitch
I’ve always found that the bra that makes my boobs look the best is no bra.
I disagree, noMo. The best bra for your boobs is a hand-bra. I’d gladly let you use my hands if yours weren’t available. (Pets Chainsaw)
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