Opening this weekend:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
What’s all this, then? I haven’t heard anything about it.
My Sister’s Keeper
Oh yeah, this movie is jerking my tears so good. Haha, seriously though, this looks like an epic sh*tpile. It’s about a little girl with cancer and littler girl created to provide her with new organs. And Cameron Diaz. Gets extra points for putting the line “From the moment we decided to genetically conceive I suppose it was our fault,” in the trailer. Classic.
The Hurt Locker
Haven’t seen this yet, myself, but I’ve heard almost universally good things about it. It’s running 96% recommended on RottenTomatoes and sounds like an all-around ass-puckering war flick. Plus the title makes a great all-purpose euphemism. “Show us on the doll where daddy touched you, did he put it in your hurt locker?” Or “Shut up, you little sh*ts or else you’re going in the hurt locker again. Yeah, yeah, that’s what I thought.”
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“From the moment we decided to cast Cameron Diaz I suppose it was our fault.”
I think I speak for most of the commenters here when I say that My Sister’s Keeper is what I call my basement.
My Sister’s Pooper is what I call *her* basement.
Transformer? Keeper? Locker? I hardly know ‘er.
Vince, if you’re going to keep using a screencap of Megan Fox as the banner pic, then the Weekend Preview should be the Dismissive Wanking Motion gif.
I can provide that Cancer Girl with a new organ. Three if she’s willing to go deep.
It’s running 96% recommended on RottenTomatoes
Incidentally, I’m running 69 recommended on RottenCrotch.
Oh, you MotherFuckers (i.e. Labeoufs)! We Dursted 2 threads ago!
In unrelated news, Hilary Swank >>>>> Hilary Sbeejay.
(coz of Hilary Steeth, you see)
I am the owner of a Hurt Locker when I forget to take my Valtrex :(
My Hurt Locker is also known as the Penis Flytrap.
My Hurt Locker currently contains a William … I’m still trying to track down John.
Taken directly from my Facebook:
Keets Reese__the cancer kid in “My Sister’s Keeper” dies at the end. Move on.
Too soonsies?
my hurt locker is where i keep my ‘supplies’ BTK…
Girls with cancer are cool cause they don’t have to trim their bush.
Vince’s name is written with a heart around it in my sister’s Trapper Keeper.
Anyone else get hypnotized by that fat Black girl dancing in the “Dance Your Ass Off” ad?
All joking aside, the only thing I’m worried about opening is my cans of beer.
If I’m going to genetically create girls in a lab, I’m calling that lab my “Labiatory”.
The combination to my hurt locker is “punch-punch-kick-headbutt-punch-punch” and I guar-an-titty-tee there’s a nerd lock inside.
My hurt locker has all my old girl-friends hair, finger nails, panties, love letters and restraining orders……
Some might even call it ‘evidence’.
So the renovation being done on my bathroom means the wife and I have had to shower next door at her brother’s house. So I go over there about an hour ago and he and his wife are watching Meet Dave. . .
Yeah, I might need a divorce lawyer if this is the family I’ve married into.