I keep getting emails regarding After Last Season, a strange movie trailer I posted back in March that I assumed was an April Fool’s Joke. It’s scheduled to be released tomorrow in, get this, Lancaster, CA; North Aurora, IL; Rochester, NY; and Austin, TX (tough luck, Moosejaw Sasketchawan). The trailer (which even made it on Apple) is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. It looks like it was shot in a garage with a camcorder – all the actors have huge shadows behind them and the unmixed audio sounds like it was recorded on the camera mic, or a cell phone (I could watch the reaction shot at the 30-second mark over and over for hours).
But according to an interview with “Mark Region”, the fake-sounding writer-director, it cost $5 million and was 10 years in the making (to put the budget in perspective, Adventureland was also made for less than $10 mil). Most recently, I received an email from a guy calling himself Jason Kulas, the lead actor. He assured me it was a real movie, and described the process of making it in great detail:
I’ve done around 20 shorts & features, as lead and supporting roles. But this was my first on film (35mm), which made things interesting. The shooting method was pretty efficient, both on time, and film stock. To use time, and film stock efficiently, a number of times Mark didn’t shoot the scene, but rather just individual lines from various scenes, out-of-sequence, in close-up. He planned to assemble these shots in editing to form the scene. Mark seemed to already have the entire film visually in his head, right down to what shots, angles, masters, and close-ups would be in a scene. Because of this he could shoot only what he knew he needed, and time and budget didn’t get expended on extraneous coverage. [...so where did all the money go?]
This allowed him to do things like have 1 setup, like a close-up on one actor, and he’d have them perform just line 18 from scene 80, then line 12 from scene 20, etc. With a little attention to remaining footage, this approach let him pack dialog lines into every last bit of film before retiring that reel, and without having to move the camera or lights.
This all sounds perfectly reasonable, except that in the trailer it doesn’t look like there were any lighting setups (or closeups, for that matter). And I have a hard time believing that the visual he had in his head had huge out-of-context shadows everywhere. Not to mention the insanely mundane (munsane?) dialog:
- “There are places I’d like to visit. I still haven’t been to the main market.”
- “My uncle stayed in the area last year. He showed me a picture.”
- “My hometown is near Terralind.”
- “I’ve never been to that town, but I’ve driven though it.”
- “They’ve got, uh, printers in the basement you can use.”
And to top it off, the actor guy links his online profile at the bottom of the email… to a freakin’ geocities site. Come on, man, did you email me from 1996? You guys are messing with me, right? Sadly, I can’t be in any of the towns where it’s premiering, but everything it seems a little too cryptic/strange to be true. Yet I can’t find anything for sure that would indicate it’s a stunt or a hoax or viral marketing of some kind. Is After Last Season some Joaquin Phoenix-type performance art, or is this Mark Region guy the modern-day Ed Wood?

Too…..much……….reading.
*hangs self, karate kicks the bucket*
This all sounds perfectly reasonably
Sorry, all I took away from this is that Italians love adverbs.
Yeah! And airline food. What’s the deal with that?
This is just one of those pranks that wears out its welcome. Like Ashton and Demi or the Holocaust.
Oh, Burnsy, I love it when you correct me. Let’s get greased up and wrestle.
If it is a real movie, then the actors are probably getting paid on net, rather than gross, profit (hence the bullshit about “$5 million” in production costs).
The lead actor has a youtube page:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=jasonks&view=videos
Here’s his facebook fanpage with 19 fans:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jason-Kulas/81856376634
Burnsy, don’t fall for it…
[whispers]
He’s already greased up.
Bahahah! North Aurora? Seriously? Hey Vince, I live about 20 minutes away from there, want me to write up a review for you? You’ll have to provide expenses, of course, such as ticket price, concessions, gas money, lube, dinner, escort services and entertainment.
Seriously, though, what kind of strings did North Aurora have to pull to get a limited print of such a high profile art film like this?
What’s with the Jagged Metal Krusty-O in during the computer effects?
Are we sure this cost 5 million dollars and not 5 million pesos?
It’s playing at a theater called Tinseltown. Also known as the theater you go to in order to prove all the negative stereotypes about blacks and kids at the movies.
This whole thing just screams Spike Jonze to me. Maybe a “Where the Wild Things Are” marketing ploy?
Zooey Deschanel was supposed to be in this, but she said it sounded too pretentious, even for her.
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Umm…..what?
I wish I could work at Prolapse corp. or w/e the fuck with its rusted out drain pipe and concrete flooring.
One time at Tinseltown this 10 year old yelled at nobody to turn down the “fucking volume” on the movie because he couldn’t hear his ipod. I was three rows in front of him and even I could hear his ipod.
The song was “Bitches ain’t shit” by Dr. Dre.
Budget breakdown:
$3,000 – Camera equipment
$2,000 – Computer
$10,000 – Actors
$4,980,000 – Producer’s cocaine habit
$5,000 – Amateur porn director to do the actual work
tantflu: Just go to a theater in Crystal Lake where I grew up and you’ll be set. There are no black people for miles and miles!
How does this guy raise $5mil for this when I can’t even convince my wife it’s worth 95 cents to download the cellphone pics I took of my latest bowel movement?
And I know you’re dying to know what movie it was. It was The Others.
Thanks Fluxy. That woulda kept me up all night.
Well, that changes everything, flux. Everybody knows all of Kidman’s scenes in The Others synch up perfectly with Bitches Ain’t Shit.
The way Jason Kulas described the making of the film sounds like the way one would describe the making of a ransom note.
What can I say? I know what you want.
Mark Region’s middle name is Nether.
All the special effects in this movie were made in PowerPoint.
It has an IMDB page so it has to be real.
Does anyone else think the soundtrack was recorded by that cat that plays the piano?
the wikipedia entry for this film only has one line under the trivia section, it reads as follows:
“the first film nicholas cage ever turned down, albeit only due to a conflict in scheduling.”