06.19.09 WEEKEND PREVIEW: MOVIES.
(Haven’t you heard? It’s super lazy Photoshop Friday.)
Opening this weekend:
Year One
Jack Black and Michael Cera are cavemen, David Cross is Cain. Seeing some bad reviews for this, and sure, I could’ve done without Harold Ramis planting the camera an inch from everyone’s face, and the endings of a couple scenes apparently never made it to the final cut… But whatever, it had its moments. “You know what the best part of Sodom is? The sodomy.”
The Proposal
Director Anne Fletcher’s long awaited follow up to 27 Dresses. Two attractive people forced together by circumstance? I wonder what will happen! She has to pretend to be attracted to Ryan Reynolds? Ew, his chiseled features and washboard abs are so icky! These romantic comedies are so unpredictable. Betty White’s in it too. Get it? It’s funny because she’s old.
Whatever Works
Woody Allen directs Larry David. I wonder if it’s about being neurotic and Jewish.
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WEEKEND PREVIEW: MOVIES.
Seems like a good weekend to pick up that crack habit I kicked a year ago.
I asked for anal. She asked “Sodomy?”
I said “I sodo-WILL!”.
Hey Fox! The Proposal is the movie where sewing Ryan Reynolds mouth should would be a GOOD idea.
Year One is being compared to Land of the Lost a lot. They are both “Pre-Historic” comedies/parody’s that got generally bad reviews. Considering I loved Land of the Lost maybe that’s actually a recommendation for me.
Sandra Bullock will only take it up her brain stem.
Oops…type Friday….take two.
Hey Fox! The Proposal is the movie where sewing Ryan Reynolds mouth shut would be GOOD idea.
It’s not gay at all that I’d rather fuck Ryan Reynolds before Sandra Bullock.
Keanu(from Speed): Theres enough groan inducing jokes in “The Proposal” to put a hole in the world.
Ok, I may have let this beer get to me when I said I’d fuck Ryan Reynolds before Sandra Bullock.
But I would definitely fuck Ryan, not Sandra, face-to-face….
Don’t worry Pauly, I would fuck Ryan before Sandra too. She’s not easy on the eyes and her tits are too small. What would you grab on to?
Her cock, Charlotte.
That’s what.
Which is the greater Bullock;
Jim J
or
Sandra?
“Mouth rape is great when the mouth’s agape.”
- P. Ðąηgęrσűşľγ
Jim J Bullock.
No. Fucking. Contest.
Hey, take it easy on Sandra. She’s at least as good looking as Julia Roberts. And I’d gladly fuck Julia if the stable was clean and she’d been recently groomed.
SETH BULLOCK!!
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