06.12.09 WEEKEND PREVIEW: EDDIE DOES IT AGAIN
Opening this weekend:
Imagine That
Eddie Murphy stars in a movie that’s already been made 15 or 16 times. And that’s just in the last five years. I smell another huge bomb. It’s a trick I learned from bomb-sniffing dogs.
Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
John Travolta and Denzell Washington’s train kidnapping movie (it’s a remake). It’s possible it’s really good and I’m just missing out, but it just seems like the kind of movie I’ll eventually see on a plane.
Food Inc. (NY, LA, SF)
Documentary about the food industry, only playing in LA at the moment. It’ll tell you all about modern chickens and their comically oversized breasts.
Moon (NY and LA)
Sam Rockwell plays a man sent to the moon for a one-year mission with his only company a computer who converses in emoticons. Is it just me, or does every hipster look a little like Sam Rockwell.
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WEEKEND PREVIEW: EDDIE DOES IT AGAIN
Imagine This!
(Points to Crotch)
Eddie Murphy should have stopped making comedies after BHC. Everything went to hell after that.
I have nothing funny to say, I’m just commenting to let my presence be known.
Hmm, pay to see Imagine That or watch the Dinosaur Island clip with sound/pants down for free. Tough call.
/I’m the decider!
The Mighty Feklahr is glad He isn’t the only one that wants to strangle Eddie Murphy to death.
Except of course He is the only one who wants to do it with something other than His hands.
Eddie Murphy is a turd that just wont flush
I’ve never said anything funny so I’ll just say that if you’ve already seen/have no interest in Up or the Hangover I recommend Land Of The Lost.
Don’t believe the haters. This is a fun adventure film with plenty of jokey references and tongue-in-cheek humor. If you have an appreciation for silly comedies than this is worth your time.
Plus, it has
Anna FrielWill Ferrell in short-shorts.Ebert’s Review (for good measure): http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090603/REVIEWS/906039993
and just for the record, movies is the last thing I’ll be doing this weekend….I plan on getting drunk, chasing women and shitting myself.I guarantee I’ll ace 2 outta 3.
EDDIE DOES IT AGAIN
But it wasn’t picking up tranny hookers, right?
Travolta looks so rough trade in Pelham 123. I bet his boyfriend loved it.
How I long for the days when Eddie was a bright eyed rising star wearing a tacky shiny red suit while talking about the times his momma used to whup his ass.
Eddie didn’t adapt to the 90s and 00s. He needed the 80s and now he’s just a lost soul with huge houses and cars and women.
In another spectacular feat of make-up art, Eddie also plays the part of his daughter. And in addition, the movie will again feature his trademark farting scenes.
I hop Eddie does his laugh in this one because it it SO FUNNY.
Wow, there’s just no bridge between ‘Concept’ and ‘Tagline’ anymore.
I wanna see the choo-choo train movie with Denzel Washington and Chastity Bono.
LOOK OUT EDDIE!! THERE’S A BABY PREDATOR ON YOUR BACK!!!!
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