Comments on: OBESE GAYS MAKE VICTORIA JACKSON CRY

By: smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad

smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:31:03 +0000

I heard Victoria Jackson is playing Weird Al’s wife in the new UHF sequel called “You Ate Jeff.”

…Because she’s fat, like she ate a guy.

By: Al

Al — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:49:50 +0000

New up, less gay.

By: davidnowacki

davidnowacki — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:43:36 +0000

It took me like two minutes to realize that was a picture of Victoria Jackson, and not a screencap of the scene in question.

By: Al

Al — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:33:27 +0000

I’m looking forward to the day you get to use the “Hoo boy thats obese gay” tag again.

By: bane of trebeks existence

bane of trebeks existence — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:16:26 +0000

obese gays… should we call them obays or geese?

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:09:49 +0000

In her household, “The Jackson Five” refers to Cherry Garcia, Chunky Munky, Phish Food, Brownie Batter, and Butter Pecan all mixed together into one bowl.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:09:39 +0000

Victoria has matured over the years. Though, she still has that “I made poopie” flow chart in her bathroom so she knows if she has to go and when she is hungry she still sticks out her bottom lip and says “Tummy Wummy”.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:07:32 +0000

Wait, so now I can make people laugh AND cry at bloody, anal sex gay jokes? This must be how the first person to ever test ultrasoft two-ply toilet paper felt.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:07:24 +0000

The real reason she felt so angry and sad was that the sheep was getting all the action while there was a perfectly good pig on set. With a pink bow in it’s hair, even.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:05:39 +0000

Says the woman who starred in a sketch about a pregnant woman sticking her stomach in a microwave.

(Also starring? That’s right, Nic Cage.)