(So. This where the high school chicks hang out?)
I’ve identified two kisses of death for prospective movies – Cam Gigandet and Screen Gems – and this project has both of them. Plus vampires.
Cam Gigandet will star opposite Paul Bettany in “Priest,” a horror Western that Scott Stewart is directing for Screen Gems. Adapted by Cory Goodman from a TokyoPop comic book, “Priest” is set in a world ravaged by centuries of war between man and vampires and follows a warrior priest (Bettany) who turns against the church to track down a murderous band of vampires who have kidnapped his niece. Gigandet plays a young wasteland sheriff who is part vampire. He partners with Bettany to save the girl he loves, the niece. That latter part has yet to be cast.
Let’s review:
- Cam Gigandet
- Vampires
- Comic book adaptation
- Kidnapping plot
- Half-breed vampire
Whoever thought this was a good idea must’ve been reading Bizarro FilmDrunk. Oh, but wait, we haven’t gotten to my favorite paragraph:
Gigandet, repped by WME Entertainment, is filming Screen Gems’ thriller “The Roommate” with Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly. The actor is coming off of winning an MTV Movie Award for best fight, awarded for his work in “Twilight.” Gigandet won the award the previous year for “Never Back Down,” making him the only actor to win it in back-to-back years. [THR]
Damn, two “Best Fight” awards in a row? Cam Gigandet makes Sir Lawrence Olivier look like a peepshow janitor.

Cam Gigandet has a black belt in felching.
Cam Gigandet is the Andrei Olrovsky of “half-breed vampire action movie stars”.
I’ll wait until ‘Rabbi’ comes out. It’s the same concept, only there’s a lot more talking and neurosis.
Fek, are you trying to say Cam Gigandet has a glass chin?
Bettany eventually hits the bong and becomes high priest.
Gigandet is “part vampire”?
Which part? My guess is the ass. That’s right, he has a vampire ass.
I’m sure the execs at Screen Gems appreciate that soft chin, I bet it’s like resting your balls on a pillow.
This makes me regret my Burger Time! tattoo. Clearly, Donky Kong was the way to go.
I once played a role as a ‘part vampire’
It was a bit part.
What has two thumbs and fucks up Donkey Kong?
It was His indirect way of saying that Wesley Snipes would kick Cam Gigandet’s ass. And that Blade movies own. And basically that Cam Gigandet bites ass. And Cam Gigandet’s douchester tribal armband bicep tattoo translates out to “Will suck for money! Get it? I’m half vampire! Now whip it out, big boy!”
(And that Orlovsky has a glass chin.)
*nervously points thumbs at self*
I gotta stop getting drunk at family reunions…
Paul Bettany is a fag.
*hides copy of Wimbledon under bed*
Wasteland sheriff, you say? I guess it’s pretty cheap to film in Ohio. Not like they got anything else going on right now.
Is Bettany an albino priest? Is there self flagellation?
(CarradineZombie stirs)
No no, flagellation David.
(CarradineZombie goes back in box)
S’alright?
*muffle*
S’alright.
Banner Pic.
Cam: I get gayer, and the girls stay the same age.
Let’s review: A film called ‘Priest’ starring Cam Gigandet and Paul Bettany?
It’s almost like they were so prepared for the boy-toucher jokes they did the casting with the idea of making it too easy.
There was a point and time when I would’ve fucked Leelee Sobieski.
Cam strikes me more as a glass half full (of cum) sorta guy.
Cam Gigandet is an experienced waistband sheriff.
Cam’s ultimate goal is to win Best Fight for his epic struggle to suck his own dick.
Cam’s favorite game to play when he’s bored.
Gang-man.
New up.
Cam Gigandet’s vampire sucks your blood from the dick vein.