Comments on: TWILIGHT PROM: THE SADDEST PLACE ON EARTH

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:49:43 +0000

It would have been nice for the Blade fan club from across town to show up and blow all these Twitards away.

Blade: Some motherfuckers always try to ice skate uphill…
*slices Edward cutout in half*

nominus — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:54:56 +0000

Yeah, well, I don’t make a habit of letting strangers in. Last time I did that, well, he sold me drugs. But still.

charlotte the harlot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:52:40 +0000

good thing i’m not a girl

nominus — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:50:55 +0000

There is, but there won’t be if you come in. Girls take up too much room. Sorry.

charlotte the harlot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:46:56 +0000

hey Nom and CB, any room left in there?

charlotte the harlot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:43:12 +0000

What did the girl vampire say to the other girl vampire?

see ya next month!

JessicaD — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:24:08 +0000

I don’t know if the hymens are as intact as all that. They did release a 6 inch Edward action figure.

Captain Smegma — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:22:14 +0000

This is my impression of that girl:

OH ROBERT I WANT TO FEEL YOUR CORRUGATED BIODEGRADABLE LOVE MEMBER…SOMETIME IN THE DISTANT FUTURE

smileyniv — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:21:08 +0000

twiharders, oh my god–it sounds like what elmer fudd would say if you were incapable of giving him an orgasm…

Crapbasket — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:19:39 +0000

n’up