Comments on: TAKE A TWILIGHT CRUISE TO MORMORITAVILLE

By: Sir Nigel

Sir Nigel — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:38:22 +0000

I can’t wait for a shirtless Hugh Jackman on a jetski to roll up and go Van Helsing on that ass.

ChappySinclair — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:32:28 +0000

Can I go to the costume ball dressed like Blade, and fuck vampires up like Blade would?

Eibmoz — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:14:55 +0000

Peet, you can reduce the swelling with a well place Daniel Craig Popsicle.

Stinky Peet — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:13:49 +0000

Beheh, I just went to the linked post about Forks and noticed it had a “Dawson’s Crypt” tag.

* goes to high-five Stoney, misses, punches self in the junk *

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:09:17 +0000

Yeah, get a whole boat full of emotional retards and hope nobody goes overboard. Good luck with that.

Stone Soup — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:07:36 +0000

The orange rings around the ship will be renamed ‘Undeath Preservers’.

Eibmoz — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:02:58 +0000

Thats right, exclamation points make stuff funny.

Eibmoz — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:00:21 +0000

the Twitanic!!!!

JHC — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:56:28 +0000

There are going to be so many hand-jobs given out on that cruise.

Stone Soup — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:56:07 +0000

The areal view of the costume party is going to look like a box full of 8-balls being shaken.