Comments on: TRANSFORMERS HAS ACTUAL ROBOT TESTICLES

By: Tom Egatherion

Tom Egatherion — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:30:09 +0000

I won’t pay to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but I would pay to see Devastator splooge 55 gallons of 10-W30 all over Megan Fox’s rack. Maybe Michael Bay has a future in CGI hentai…

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:00:48 +0000

You know what else is in Arizona? The Grand Canyon (Earth’s transforming Vagina. She’s already wet).

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:57:32 +0000

Poor Unicron.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:53:19 +0000

Man, what I would give if my cum-shots could total out a Ford Taurus…

*flexes kegel muscles*

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:50:00 +0000

Fistful, I’m from AZ and I wouldn’t mind at all….

You know who else is from Arizona?

John fucking Rambo

By: TheSheepMafia

TheSheepMafia — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:47:57 +0000

As if the Devastator toy needed another choking hazard.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:46:12 +0000

At least when Optimus Prime says “Let’s go bust some nuts” nobody thinks anything weird about him.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:37:11 +0000

Devastator wouldn’t be so mad if he could release his frustations* all over Arizona.

*Robot Jizz

By: bane of trebeks existence

bane of trebeks existence — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:36:55 +0000

We can build animatronic balls now? Holy crap someone steal David Carradine’s body from the cemetery.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:34:19 +0000

Devastator used to get picked on. The other robots called him an Undescendicon.