Comments on: MICHAEL BAY CAN AFFORD TASTE: UPDATE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:19:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: BiggieLaing http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203553 BiggieLaing Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:18:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203553 Not sad, just Michael Bay making movies. I won't defend that hack, I can think of at least a half dozen directors that would've been a better choice for Transformers(James Cameron, Doug Liman, John Favreau, Tony Scott, Peter Berg, Wolfgang Peterson). Unfortunatley for everyone, Dreamworks picked him. Not sad, just Michael Bay making movies. I won’t defend that hack, I can think of at least a half dozen directors that would’ve been a better choice for Transformers(James Cameron, Doug Liman, John Favreau, Tony Scott, Peter Berg, Wolfgang Peterson). Unfortunatley for everyone, Dreamworks picked him.

]]> By: Coach Gordon Bombay http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203520 Coach Gordon Bombay Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:50:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203520 Touché. Perhaps overreacting on the retarded film goers was out of bounds. It's not their fault they are mentally infirm. I'm usually entertained by casual racism, drug, and dick jokes. When they're done -well-. This movie was not done well. All it was, was pathetic. When the best things you can say about a film were that the CG was alright when you could discern which giant robots were fighting, that the sound production was good, and that the explosions were big... that's just sad. Touché. Perhaps overreacting on the retarded film goers was out of bounds. It’s not their fault they are mentally infirm.

I’m usually entertained by casual racism, drug, and dick jokes. When they’re done -well-. This movie was not done well. All it was, was pathetic. When the best things you can say about a film were that the CG was alright when you could discern which giant robots were fighting, that the sound production was good, and that the explosions were big… that’s just sad.

]]> By: BiggieLaing http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203497 BiggieLaing Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:03:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203497 Bombay, you're the one that stated you personally attacked someone that just enjoyed their movie experiance by yelling at the end of the movie like a crazy Perez Hilton wannabe...and I'm the one with the problem. I got exactly what I wanted out of it. I got to see Megan Fox be insanly hot and robots kill each other during 2 hours of mindless entertainment...mission accomplished. And if you can't laugh at a mom eating a hashbownie and having a freak out, or two obviously "urban" robots calling each other pussies, then you sir must not have a soul. Bombay, you’re the one that stated you personally attacked someone that just enjoyed their movie experiance by yelling at the end of the movie like a crazy Perez Hilton wannabe…and I’m the one with the problem. I got exactly what I wanted out of it. I got to see Megan Fox be insanly hot and robots kill each other during 2 hours of mindless entertainment…mission accomplished. And if you can’t laugh at a mom eating a hashbownie and having a freak out, or two obviously “urban” robots calling each other pussies, then you sir must not have a soul.

]]> By: First Class Male http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203479 First Class Male Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:30:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203479 *Open, McG's House* Phone Rings McG: Yo Dawg, Get at me! *Dead air* McG: Hello? Is anyone there? Christian? C-Note, is that you? Caller: *KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" McG: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Caller: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! McG: ...AAAAAAAAAAAY! *Open, McG’s House*
Phone Rings
McG: Yo Dawg, Get at me!
*Dead air*
McG: Hello? Is anyone there? Christian? C-Note, is that you?
Caller: *KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!”
McG: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Caller: …OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
McG: …AAAAAAAAAAAY!

]]> By: charlotte the harlot http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203476 charlotte the harlot Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:20:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203476 I'm gonna go ahead and comment on that poll and make my vote for Kim K. Sorry fellas, I know you all love your Megan here, she's just not that appealing to me. I’m gonna go ahead and comment on that poll and make my vote for Kim K. Sorry fellas, I know you all love your Megan here, she’s just not that appealing to me.

]]> By: Tom Egatherion http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203470 Tom Egatherion Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:09:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203470 Dear Michael Bay, You, sir, are a twit. You've got a budget of like a brazilian dollars and yet you can't allot $2M to get some full frontal from Megan Fox. Instead you give us robot testicles. Your next movie better damn well be a remake of "2 Girls 1 Cup" staring Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt or I'm coming to your house, you turd-burgling pile of horse jizz. Warmest regards, Males everywhere, Ages 13-39 Dear Michael Bay,

You, sir, are a twit. You’ve got a budget of like a brazilian dollars and yet you can’t allot $2M to get some full frontal from Megan Fox. Instead you give us robot testicles. Your next movie better damn well be a remake of “2 Girls 1 Cup” staring Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt or I’m coming to your house, you turd-burgling pile of horse jizz.

Warmest regards,
Males everywhere, Ages 13-39

]]> By: Miles North http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203469 Miles North Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:07:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203469 I am curious how much money audi paid for the opening scene with the R8. I am curious how much money audi paid for the opening scene with the R8.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203468 Crapbasket Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:01:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203468 Too bad this movie didn't get any advertising or anything, might have made $100mil. Too bad this movie didn’t get any advertising or anything, might have made $100mil.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203467 Crapbasket Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:59:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203467 Fist Fist

]]> By: smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/transformers-55-million-record-opening#comment-203466 smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:58:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15030#comment-203466 No amount of CGI can make Shia LaBouefff any less irritating. No amount of CGI can make Shia LaBouefff any less irritating.

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