Comments on: WOLVES AND VAMPIRES AND BLACK GUYS OH MY! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: FunnyAsCancer http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198672 FunnyAsCancer Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:24:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198672 Speaking of Mormons, Blackula is the Mormon doctor from Season 4 of House. Which may be the greatest transition from Awesome to Suckage in the history of acting. Speaking of Mormons, Blackula is the Mormon doctor from Season 4 of House. Which may be the greatest transition from Awesome to Suckage in the history of acting.

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]]> By: The Average Bear http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198587 The Average Bear Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:46:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198587 A vampire fucking a human is like a man fucking a cow. But really, dont play with your food kids. * cymbal crash* A vampire fucking a human is like a man fucking a cow. But really, dont play with your food kids. * cymbal crash*

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198586 Burnsy Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198586 I've seen Lou Diamond Phillips turn into a dog, but what he was doing crawling around naked is beyond me. I’ve seen Lou Diamond Phillips turn into a dog, but what he was doing crawling around naked is beyond me.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198585 RoboPanda Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198585 Oh, Donkey, everyone knows Mormon girls don't menstruate since they're free of sin. Didn't you watch <i>Carrie</i>? Oh, Donkey, everyone knows Mormon girls don’t menstruate since they’re free of sin. Didn’t you watch Carrie?

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198584 Donkey Hodey Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198584 They didn't cast her out just for bleeding. She bled all over the fucking cake. Edward wasn't sure he could take that because it took so long to bake it, and he'll never have that recipe again. Oh No. They didn’t cast her out just for bleeding. She bled all over the fucking cake. Edward wasn’t sure he could take that because it took so long to bake it, and he’ll never have that recipe again. Oh No.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198583 Donkey Hodey Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:42:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198583 Thanks for saving me, but I really don't want to buy a dreamcatcher. No, NO! I said NO! EDWARD HELP! THE MINORITY TOUCHED ME! Thanks for saving me, but I really don’t want to buy a dreamcatcher.

No, NO! I said NO! EDWARD HELP! THE MINORITY TOUCHED ME!

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198582 Donkey Hodey Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:40:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198582 Jesus, she must be fun to have around the vampire mansion during her cycle. Jesus, she must be fun to have around the vampire mansion during her cycle.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198581 Fek'lhr Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:39:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198581 http://failblog.org/2009/06/01/carnival-ride-background-fail/ moderately nsfw, but incredibly epic http://failblog.org/2009/06/01/carnival-ride-background-fail/

moderately nsfw, but incredibly epic

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/trailer-for-twilight-new-moon#comment-198580 FistfulOAwesome Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:35:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14196#comment-198580 I'd show this movie my New Moon but the doctor told me not to expose it to air (dicks) for at least a week. I’d show this movie my New Moon but the doctor told me not to expose it to air (dicks) for at least a week.

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