The first pictures of Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis in A Couple of Dicks, which is directed but not written by Kevin Smith, hit the web yesterday. I didn’t post them, because I don’t usually get that excited about promo stills, but that’s was before I read this thrilling analysis by FirstShowing. Now I realize I was wrong.
It really can’t get any better than this! So here’s the crazy setup for the photo. In a scene from Kevin Smith’s new comedy A Couple of Dicks, which is currently shooting in New York, Tracy Morgan, who plays a cop, gets chased down by a pit bull while wearing a cell phone costume while riding a giant tricycle. I can’t believe this photo is real and it’s actually a scene being shot for Kevin Smith’s movie. This is one of those photos you usually see on CollegeHumor.com, not in a movie. Based off of this alone, I’m already sold on the movie! I just love the look on Morgan’s face, like his life depends on how fast he can peddle away.
I’m really excited for this now too! I think the mushrooms are finally kicking in! OMG feel this carpet! I wonder how they make stuff!
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WHERE’S YOUR SMUG “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW” NETWORK TO SAVE YOU FROM THIS ONE?
Oh, it’s a movie. I thought it was what Kevin Smith usually ate for breakfast.
I’m going to spend the rest of the day fascinated by the author’s use of the term “peddle” instead of “pedal”. Considering he is wearing a phone costume and could be trying to sell something, I’m just not sure I want to give the benefit of the doubt on that pun being intentional.
So are they digitally altering Bruce Willis in this one? Is he supposed to be the Pit Bull? Wow, that’s some fucking great stuff right there.
The correspondent for FirstShowing then yelled “Rollover minutes!”, jizzed into an intern’s hair, then promptly dozed off on a conference table.
Considering a third of CollegeHumor’s photos involve vomit this seems appropriate.
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“Oh shit, he right behind me!!”
Colleghumor.com’s caption of that picture would be “There’s an app for that?”
Where do they come up with this stuff? Who would have ever thought of a movie about a black guy in a cell?
HEY, THAT BLACK GUY IS STEALING MY LOWRIDER BI….
Oh, carry on.
If you want the one you can set to vibrate, you need to get the Michael J. Fox version.
I’m more excited that David Carradine may have been found hanging by his balls.
Nokia gon’ be pregnant.
Interesting placement of the keypad when he’s standing up, considering most fake phone numbers start with 555.
Typical. As soon as a black guy gets multiple digits he abandons the hood.
Why bother chasing him. All they gotta do is hit *69.
We’re about to find out whether or not he’s bluetooth compatible.
*This corner’s getting lonely*
Donk, I believe you mean Bluetoof.
The version of the game “Snake” on that phone is longer than usual
People in the hood are too smart to fall for a cop in a cell phone costume. Ain’t none of them paid they bill.
That’s not n iPhone. That’s an iBeAPhone.
“Can You Hear Me Now, ‘Hood?”
Not sure why he got on that bike, I think he’d find better results with Sprint.
That’s not a still from the movie, it’s a digital short trying to convince people not to talk on their cell phones during the main feature.
If the Tracy Morgan phone is succesfull expect to see Flip Wilson come out of retirement….uh er, death.
Pube up