THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BANA
06.15.09
(This is how Ryan Gosling 69s)
In The Time Traveler’s Wife, Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams meet at a bar, hook up a few times, catch a few dinners and a few flicks, and eventually decide they aren’t going to do any better than each other. So they move in together, get married, have kids, and settle into a life of alternately boring and fulfilling mediocrity. Ha, just kidding, they find true love, but it’s complicated because he’s unstuck in time ;-(
(trailer below)
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Interesting, Bana cuddles his meals…
Another title for this would be…The Pedophile’s Loophole.
Sen. Larry Craig in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Bano!” *tap tap*
Interesting they decided to make her eyes look like a freshly violated post rape victim for the poster…
Everything can be explained through the understanding of gravitons and graviolis.
66% of my posts have been molestation oriented…time for a break.
You know those guys that say, “Man when that girl gets older she’s gonna be hot”? You know the same guys that had Britney Spears and Mary Cunt and Ashley countdown clocks on their desktop telling them when they turned 18?
Eric Bana….kinda is that guy.
He’s fucked if he ever forgets their anniversary.
I watched this whole trailer and he didn’t Hulk out not even once.
This is ass-shit.
I like Mr. Bana but why did he hate fuck his lovely wife at the end of Munich? That was beyond weird.
@ Dorm
I should hope its ass shit. Any other body part/excrement phrase would just be a biological clusterfuck.
I watched the whole trailer too, now I need to find a spoon to pry my balls out of my abdomen.
Eric Bana is Ryan Gosling’s cousin from New Jersey.
Remember when he was a shark in that Find Nemo movie? Damn that was hot.
Like elbow-shit hot!
Fek, we would’ve laughed if only you’d included the tilde. ~
Eric Bana is a patient bastard. He waited for Spock for 25 years and waited for McAdams for pretty much the same amount of time. Though I hear Spock gave better head.
through most of the trailer she’s busy telling him all the shit she’s not happy with….seems pretty accurate to real life.
Lince-He is too retarded to figure that out.
It’s ok, Mr. Mailman, you can come in, my husband’s away on business.
What kind of business?
Convincing my six-year old self to love him.
My time travel is just me hoping she’ll let me do anal this time.
This is the greatest excuse a pedophile has come up with since that guy who set himself on fire.
I can’t wait for this movie to time travel it’s way to the discount bin.
He goes through time to chase after one woman?
If I had a time machine, I’d be a quantum-pimp.
All you gotta do is give a cavegirl a can of Vienna sausages, and she’ll think your’e a God.
She’d probably be a sabretooth in the sack.
At one point in the movie Bana saves her from falling into the McAdams Revine. All the kids at school know that story because we all had teachers we’d love to see fall off a cliff.
Is this the movie where Eric Bana time travels between sex sessions with Elizabeth Banks and Rachel Mcadams to see if his time travel dick can tell between their time travel vaginas?
No means no, but she’ll change her mind once you’re inside her.