06.22.09 TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND PICS
The first official stills from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland movie have hit the web, and as one would expect from a Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland movie, they’re pretty trippy. Johnny Depp channels Kirsten Dunst Madonna as the Mad Hatter and Helena Bonham Carter sports a Nic Cage-like forehead expansion as the Red Queen. It also stars sexy giraffe Mia Wasikowska (Wasikowska?) as Alice, and Anne Hathaway as the White Queen.
I hope studio execs see this and realize that there’s 2,000+ years worth of literature to choose from and even though I hate most old crap, a 19th century classic is still way better than a videogame or a gd board game. My hope for this movie is that it’s like Sweeney Todd without all the gay singing. I also hope they change the it-was-all-just-a-dream ending because Lewis Carroll totally stole that from Dallas.
[via JustJared]
UPDATE: And here’s Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. What did they do to her? Dark lipliner, ghostly face, harsh eyebrows - looks more like the Chola Queen to me. Needs more power bangs. (Also, more art over at USA Today. Thanks, Robopanda)
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TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND PICS
Ummm….
Judging by Anne Hathaway’s picture, the runway’s a little dark.
Fek is literally going to shit himself when he sees this post. Sorry Al, but he literally will. That’s some freaky fucking make up work.
If there’s one director I want filming a parable about a young girl going through puberty, it’s Tim Burton.
If there’s two directors I want filming a parable about a young girl going through puberty, the second is definitely not Roman Polanski.
Johnny Depp looks like the ghost of Carrot Top.
Crispin Glover just came.
I guess somebody forgot to photoshop Helena Bonham Carter’s pic before they released it.
I think I just off’d with my head.
From what I’ve read on WWTD.com the White Queen prefers it in her Brown Hall.
Kathy Griffin is doing movies now? Fuck.
Helena Bohnam Carter hasn’t been that skinny since 2nd grade.
I’m only half-kidding when I say I’d like to see Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Sorry guys, I gotta go.
A hookah smoking caterpillar has given me the call.
The Remake of Drop Dead Fred is looking pretty good.
Was Tim Burton going for the rodeo clown look with this make up?
or
The Sideshow Bob/Bozo look?
or
Wendy from Wendy’s/Ronald McDonald look?
Something tells me the first time we see the Chesire Cat, I’m going to be expecting him to ask Alice “Why so serious?”
Holy shit. Johnny Depp looks just like Madonna
I’m 90% sure I’m not supposed to be turned on by how much Helena Bonham Carter looks like John Wayne Gacy.
I guess Elton John wasn’t available to play the White Queen.
Hey Tim…when you hear people on the street yelling “Eat Me” at you, they’re not quoting lines from this movie.
Donkey, I think you mean “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
I see Tim Burton has yet again stole inspiration from a great african american actor, yet refuses to put any black people in his films. Tim Burton, you’ll be hearing from Forest Whitaker’s agent!
These pics remind me of the last Coppertone conference I went to.
These are simply the result of Carrot top taking a Michael Jackson sex joke way too far…
I’m curious about his Mad Hatter voice because his Willy Wonka looked and sounded like somebody who had just finished shooting a gay Bukake porn.
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