THREE NEW BRUNO SPOTS
06.10.09I hope they saved some jokes for the film, because there’s a crapload of new footage in these three new TV spots from Sacha Baron von Cohen’s Brüno movie. I know a lot the commenters here are Brüno haters, but if the line (at the 0:14 mark) “Your king Osama look like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa” didn’t at least make you smile, you’re probably a terrorist.
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“Bruno Spots” would be a good euphemism for genital warts.
<=== is a terrorist.
Al, you’re just saying that because your luggage gets you stopped at airports so often.
“Sir, we have what I suspect is an armada of phallic shaped bombs!”
<=== is an armada-packin’ terrorist.
Airport security totally ignores my vibrator, probably because of all the box cutters in my carry-on bag.
We’re not saying this is your armada of phallic shaped bombs. Just that we found an armada of phallic shaped bombs.
QAPLAH, ROPA!
Nothing to worry about if they are the TengoDooter brand of pahallic shaped bombs. They are guarateed to go off before actually making it onto the plane.
The pahallic ones even more dangerous than the phallic ones.
^ are
shit I give up.
But they let me on planes with this “box cutter”…
*points to dick*
Man, this movie looks gay.
I only hate him because he gets to dip his wick in Strawberry Shortcake.
BRB guys, I’ve gotta go buy some paul mitchell.
The TV spots are awesome. Of course, that’s because they’re 30 seconds long.
VD spots suck.
I decided to wear a pink sock to the premier of this movie.
As the token who likes SBC, not like-like, just like, I will wait for it to hit HBO. Just because Bruno, though he has his moments, is an annoying as shepping in dogshit character. I would much rather SBC redeem that clusfterfuck of an Ali G film.
[moves Al's peg down a notch]
Sorry sistah.
And I’m having a really shitty day, (an Al day!) so when I piss all over you guys, don’t take it personally. I be back to jizzing on you tomorrow.
I don’t think this movie is that gay…
but I have been known to bone beards.
The film ends with the pope beating Bruno to death with a scepter screaming, “Schwule! Jüdin! Töten der schwule Jüdin!”
Anyone who “Bruno spots” in the gym gets semen in their face.
“Bruno” is a alcoholic, contraband, prison beverage made in a toilet consisting of jizz, power steering fluid, and Kit Kats.
Byyyyyyyyyyy Men In
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FYI Angelo “Daddy ate my eyes” Mendoza has regained sight in one of his eyes, and is getting better. So, they little dude won’t be totally blind, batshit insane, but not blind.
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Talk about see-food.
Awesome news, Crappy.
WTF, that was a pretty long lunch yet we’re still in here?
Crappy, I don’t know how having a shitty day translates in to an “Al day” unless you’re trying to tell me something, but I’m sorry you’re having a shitty day :(
It might improve if you start managing to hit the right keys, in the right order.
<=== came back from lunch half-cut
Is it Friday yet? I FUCKING LOVE HOT WINGS!
It’s like what my Dad used to say.
(Crawls out of Pauly’s basement)
I was much more excited to hear about SBC’s brown eye healing.
If that kid wants to have a pair of Healed Brown Eyes he should have SBC’s ass attached to his head. (makes gun fingers. Sniffs them. Puts them back into the proper place)
THREE NEW BRUNO SPOTS
Back of knees, arm joints, and moob cleavage. Did I guess right?
In keeping in line with the original Bruno, once Bruno found his spots he made sure to clean-shave them.
One thing I noticed about the TV spots I saw last night and from the previews for ‘The Hangover’, when the hell did the Numa-Numa song become popular again?
You can that T.I. Donk.
Thank him right in his face.
Fuckin’ FUCK! I stop paying attention to hip-hop music for 15 measly years and they pull this shit on me? Eazy-E is not going to be happy about this.
There was hip-hop 15 years ago?
**slinks away with Bee Gees 8-track**
Donk, you’ll be happy to know that the Wu Tang Klan is still nothing to fuck with, so protekt yo’ neck.
You got it, Pauly. I’m especially intimidated by Ol’ Dirty Bastard. He seems dangerous.
No offense Al, it’s just I recall several times you stating the any trespasses would be greeted with extreme umberage because of new assistant/boss/particular co-worker/every archi-engineer ever, fucking up your program.
Also, hitting keys in the right order is for conformists and John Legend. I ma niethre!
I’m trying to figure out which is worse, Bakersfield being known for, “Daddy ate my eyes”, “Bakersfield Chimp” or Buck Owens.
[leans toward Buck Owens]
Donk, oooh baby, he likes it raw.
Yeah, baby he likes it RAW!
Everybody be cool. Papa Vince is back and he’s got a new up.
Technology/co-workers/architects fucking with your day? DEFINITELY an “Al day”.