06.10.09 THREE NEW BRUNO SPOTS
I hope they saved some jokes for the film, because there’s a crapload of new footage in these three new TV spots from Sacha Baron von Cohen’s Brüno movie. I know a lot the commenters here are Brüno haters, but if the line (at the 0:14 mark) “Your king Osama look like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa” didn’t at least make you smile, you’re probably a terrorist.
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THREE NEW BRUNO SPOTS
“Bruno Spots” would be a good euphemism for genital warts.
<=== is a terrorist.
Al, you’re just saying that because your luggage gets you stopped at airports so often.
“Sir, we have what I suspect is an armada of phallic shaped bombs!”
<=== is an armada-packin’ terrorist.
Airport security totally ignores my vibrator, probably because of all the box cutters in my carry-on bag.
We’re not saying this is your armada of phallic shaped bombs. Just that we found an armada of phallic shaped bombs.
QAPLAH, ROPA!
Nothing to worry about if they are the TengoDooter brand of pahallic shaped bombs. They are guarateed to go off before actually making it onto the plane.
The pahallic ones even more dangerous than the phallic ones.
^ are
shit I give up.
But they let me on planes with this “box cutter”…
*points to dick*
Man, this movie looks gay.
I only hate him because he gets to dip his wick in Strawberry Shortcake.
BRB guys, I’ve gotta go buy some paul mitchell.
The TV spots are awesome. Of course, that’s because they’re 30 seconds long.
VD spots suck.
I decided to wear a pink sock to the premier of this movie.
As the token who likes SBC, not like-like, just like, I will wait for it to hit HBO. Just because Bruno, though he has his moments, is an annoying as shepping in dogshit character. I would much rather SBC redeem that clusfterfuck of an Ali G film.
[moves Al's peg down a notch]
Sorry sistah.
And I’m having a really shitty day, (an Al day!) so when I piss all over you guys, don’t take it personally. I be back to jizzing on you tomorrow.
I don’t think this movie is that gay…
but I have been known to bone beards.
The film ends with the pope beating Bruno to death with a scepter screaming, “Schwule! Jüdin! Töten der schwule Jüdin!”
Anyone who “Bruno spots” in the gym gets semen in their face.
“Bruno” is a alcoholic, contraband, prison beverage made in a toilet consisting of jizz, power steering fluid, and Kit Kats.
Byyyyyyyyyyy Men In
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