Remember that Christian the Lion video that was making the rounds a while back? Where the lion raised by humans goes to live in the wild, and then one day they have a tearful reunion? This is kind of like that. My Spanish isn’t perfect, but from what I gather, a Beagle puppy went to live on a farm, where he was adopted by a duck. But then the duck died. So then the owners had her stuffed so the dog can play with her embalmed corpse. Heartwarming isn’t it? “Look, Toby, it’s your friend! Remember her? Remember how much you loved her? She’s back, boy! Ha, just kidding, we just took her guts out and filled her with sawdust.”
It’s funny because dogs are gullible. Haha, he thought his mom was alive.
[Thanks to Burnsy for finding this]
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can’t. breathe.
I hope when I embalm my Dad his appendage doesn’t fly off (My future rape daughter will probably hide it under her mattress).
Now that old man can’t blame the duck anymore when he farts.
Don’t worry, guys. The physiological trauma Toby suffered will probably roll of his back
like my cum off altar boys.If I stuff a duck, it’s going to be with turkey and chicken.
That dogs real name is Kunta Kinte.
Fuck.
A.
Duck.
Those people where just ducking their parental responsibility of explaining death to the dog.
Well, it looks like a duck, but it doesn’t walk like a duck, or talk like a duck, so it’s probably a fuck toy.
The dog is freaking out because he already knows the awful fact:
All ducks go to hell.
Now the duck will stay still when Toby humps it.
There ought to be some Internet video award for the :50 mark.
*Toby comes bounding into the kitchen looking for his friend. Charlie Bronze cuts some poultry into quarters, dusts with cornflour and drops it into a deep fat fryer.* “Hope you like hoisin sauce, Boy.”
Or rather the :47 mark.
@Burnsy
Wouldn’t it appropriately be called a Webby?
They share a common bond:
They both can be made into Chinese food.
I wonder what the taxidermist billed them.
They sued the vet that let the duck die. He was a real quack.
I think they fucked and had a duck billed platypus.
That duck is not eating another bite, he’s stuffed.
The duck died of an unknown malardy.
Funniest thing watching that retard beagle try and fly south every winter.
Since I could remember, dogs have always loved ducks.
In the end, quackers couldn’t duck the tax man.
Hello?
feel good video eulogy of the year.