After the jump I’ve got the trailer for The Final Destination, starring some chick’s ass. This is actually the fourth Final Destination movie, but instead of using a number they just added “the” to the title. Sort of the opposite approach to Fast and Furious. What, was 4inal Destination not classy enough? This is a movie about a girl drowning at a car wash we’re talking here. Directed by the guy who did Snakes on a Plane. You could call it Titteez n’ Deth 7 and your target audience wouldn’t bat a flipper.
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Why don’t they show these idiots watching Grey’s Anatomy and then leaving the oven on?
So does this mean there were three final countdowns before Europe’s song?
Thats it! Enough is Enough! I’ve had it with these Motherfucking honkeys running from Motherfucking death!!!
4 Final 4 Destination? I dunno, not feeling it.
So among the traps that the angel of death has set for these people are an unescapable car wash and an evil escalator? This is like porn to the women who put bicycle helmets and leashes on their children when they go out in public.
Bodies meet floor?
No, no. Ass meet mouth. By way of cock.
Anybody else starting to think that in this movie universe, Rube Goldberg is the angel of death?
Killed by an escalator. My grammy went the same way.
I hear they were doing a test audience survey of this movie on Air France 447.
Killed by falling Nascar racing tire. My grammy went the same way.
Killed by stone projectile fired from a John Deere lawnmower. My grammy went the same way.
QAPLAH!1!11 OMG TEH MIGHTY F3KLAHR FINALY GOT HIS UNIEVRSAL TRANSLA2R PH1CKS3D!WUT?1!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL Y R U GUYS LOKNG AT HIM LIEK TAHT?!!?!? OMG WTF LOL
there best be an asphyxiwank death in there some one. you got to keep with the times..
too soon?
I’ll sacrifice as many nubile teens as necessary to keep this digital 3D technology out of the hands of Sacha Baron Cohen.
So it seems that death can only kill people by throwing things at them. Tires, Rocks, Engines. What about bullets? Do those count as chucked/thrown items? If not, just wear that bear armor. [www.weblogsinc.com]
Final Destination? $5 DVD bin.
What ever happened to good old fashioned ways to die, like choking a bitch?
Wait, arent you already brain dead if you are at a NASCAR event?
final destination for my face is green pantie girl’s ass
I guess they’ll have to wait for those theaters with the moving chairs for 5inal Destination: Shakedown.
“Dude, your shirt is caught in that paint mixer!”
“Dude, look out for that jackhammer!”
“Dude, your cab driver looks an awful lot like Michael J Fox!”