Comments on: SUPER HALF-ASSED OTHER STUFF ROUNDUP

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:01:27 +0000

I made a bong out of my lava lamp. The only problem was everyone always wanted to plug it in and the hot oil made the smoke way too hot.

*adjusts oxygen hose under nose*

RoboPanda — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:52:01 +0000

Anybody ever made a water bong with a bottle and parts of a trumpet stolen from a school?

Charlie Br0nze — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:15:36 +0000

Be the envy of your deadbeat friends with one of my Japanese imported hollowed out dolphins. Also hollowed out; your mom.

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:49:15 +0000

I made a bong outta Sandy Duncan’s hollow eye socket. Its called The Bong in Eye.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:41:21 +0000

Actually, Bryce’s Grandmother’s prosthetic leg wasn’t that bad a bong once you took off the Birkenstock sandal.

Mark It Zero — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:40:44 +0000

Or the Olsen twins.

Erswi — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:31:24 +0000

Or a tire presssure gauge. Fuck yeah I’ve smoked outta that shit!

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:08:22 +0000

Or Bryce’s Grandmother’s prosthetic leg.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:07:40 +0000

Or Vince’s high school dildo.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:07:14 +0000

Or a soda can.