06.16.09 SUPER HALF-ASSED OTHER STUFF ROUNDUP
Brüno posed for GQ. I dunno, these pictures seem kinda gay. |more pics here|
Paramount bought Honey Pot, from Liz Meriwether, the writer of (not making this up) Sluts and F*ckbuddies. Plot is described as “what happens when a bunch of hot, funny women get their ‘Bourne’ on.” I can’t wait for her next film, A Penis Entering a Vagina. |Variety|
Leonardo DiCaprio is attached to a script about Costa-Rica based online casinos, from the writers of Rounders. In related news, Brett Ratner is attached to a script he spilled Kool Aid on. Seriously, can someone help get him unstuck? That was the only copy. |THR|
Don’t believe the hype about Tarantino being asked to cut 40 minutes from Inglourious Basterds, yo. Though to be fair, they could trim it by at least 10 minutes just by removing the extraneous letters.|ThePlaylist|
Yeah, you’ve probably already seen this, but I’m always up for a good Entourage bashing. “Dude, but there’s hot girls in it!” Hi, I’m internet porn, have we met? |CollegeHumor|
This is a really scholarly and erudite review of James Franco’s poetry-influenced student film, and what I took away from it was that it shows a dude getting poop smeared on his face. |Movieline|
And just for fun, 8 Popular Movie Titles Over the Years. |ScreenJunkies|
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SUPER HALF-ASSED OTHER STUFF ROUNDUP
I look better in those shorts.
Listen, Bitch Meriwether, I’m not changing the title of this Winnie the Pooh biopic I’ve been working on starring Nic Cage so you’re just going to have to rename your movie.
It’s just coincidence that G and Q stand for the two most common terms for homosexuals in America, isn’t it?
Crap, Chodin looks better in those shorts.
“Honey Pot” sounds like the time I made a bong out of a honey bear bottle.
True Påłÿü, true. [gaze softens and drifts off thinking about that magical weekend]
Whoa! Seriously, did you do that too? Those work awesome. Much better than the bong I made out of that fish tank log.
Or that CD case.
Or that old Walkman.
Or a toilet paper tube.
Or a soda can.
Or Vince’s high school dildo.
Or Bryce’s Grandmother’s prosthetic leg.
Or a tire presssure gauge. Fuck yeah I’ve smoked outta that shit!
Or the Olsen twins.
Actually, Bryce’s Grandmother’s prosthetic leg wasn’t that bad a bong once you took off the Birkenstock sandal.
I made a bong outta Sandy Duncan’s hollow eye socket. Its called The Bong in Eye.
Be the envy of your deadbeat friends with one of my Japanese imported hollowed out dolphins. Also hollowed out; your mom.
Anybody ever made a water bong with a bottle and parts of a trumpet stolen from a school?
I made a bong out of my lava lamp. The only problem was everyone always wanted to plug it in and the hot oil made the smoke way too hot.
*adjusts oxygen hose under nose*
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