Comments on: STINKY HOBO DIRECTING CONAN REMAKE

By: artist formerly known as an artist

artist formerly known as an artist — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:49:49 +0000

Looks like Viggo Mortensen is preparing for his next role as the bearded grandma hockey mask enthusiast.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:26:48 +0000

Nispel named his dick “Box-Car Willy”.

By: affleckwasthebomb

affleckwasthebomb — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:21:21 +0000

I didn’t know the Dude directed movies.
that guys totally sold out.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:15:29 +0000

If only they’d get somebody highbrow to do a movie about a muscle-bound man who chops people’s heads off with a giant fucking sword.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:14:43 +0000

I’d rather see a movie about Conan O’Brien

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:14:10 +0000

Nispel invited Ratner to his campsite to brainstorm. Ratner provided the Cheetos, while Nispel provided the wine he made from Grape Gatorade and grain alcohol boiled with an old shoe to give it a kick.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:11:46 +0000

You can thank Him later:

German-born Marcus Nispel started his career in advertising as an art director for Young & Rubicam in Frankfurt, Germany. He came to America on a Fulbright scholarship in 1984 at the age of 20 and made his directing debut in 1989 with a series of music videos for C&C Music Factory.

By: The Luchador

The Luchador — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:04:28 +0000

I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time…

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:01:04 +0000

Marcus Nispel keeps movie treaments in his bindle.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:54:16 +0000

Ha! My mom let’s me stay up while you fuck her!